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the male: usually very thin, wearing a berghaus jacket, trakies tucked into socks, cheap(fake) lacoste trainers, hair that looks like it could land a plane, uaually stoned and drunk(oot der heed man) and would shag anything with a pulse as long as she is a nedette
the female: either very fat or very thin, face that has been plastered with a brand of foundation that has been produced from the tango factory, wearing very little clothes that show off the eight month old bump, wearing three or more fake gold rings on every finger, at least two 3" thick chains sportin someone elses name and usually found on the end of a male neds cock.
similarities: are usually found standing on random street corners drinking cheap alcohol called buckfast or md 20-20, every second word is fuck or some other random word that is intended to offened but no one knows what it means
look at dat big mad scary goff man, am gonnae chibb u ya baw, aye a fucked yer maw last night n she wis luvin it man
by kaz n kisp August 12, 2005
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Verb, used for Nap, Eat, Drink. A cycle of activities and a great way to spend a weekend. Can also be NEDS, which includes Sex, or ED for just Eating and Drinking.
"I am looking forward to this weekend, I just want to NED all day Saturday and Sunday."


"That way some great NEDing, but now it is back to the grind."
by AH3 December 04, 2007
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a little tiny town in the middle of the mountains, CO where the completely ridiculous holiday "Frozen Dead Guy Days" takes place every March. Also known to be home to some of the world's largest stoners.
"Where are you from?"
"You don't look like a weed-smokin' hippie..."
by 2chels3 March 10, 2007
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in scotland usually glasgow, a person who will wear white (usually lacoste) tracksuits, burberry hats and a lot of fake gold jewelery. speak a ceratin way, usually hang about getting drunk/wasted/vandalising/fighing. stands for non educated delinquent
ned 1: aight man?
ned 2: aye who dae yous fight fare
ned 1: shawlands
ned 2: i fight fer newton mearns ye fucking shawlnds wanker
by kinkyboots September 05, 2006
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Non-Existent Deity

An acronym for atheists to use instead of God.
"Oh my N.E.D!"
"Dear N.E.D, please help me pass this test."
by splatter March 07, 2012
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A midget/dwarf sized Domestic Long Haired cat, originating from an alley. Usually of black or gray color. Easy to capture with salami or turkey. Tends to be quite difficult to tame. Best left in alley. Illegal in some states.

In Britain, referred to as a Nigel
Grab some turkey!! I've spotted a NED!
by Tha Rill Slim Shadyy November 07, 2010
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An elderly, sexually ambiguous, pill popping old man. Enjoys standing-mouth-pumpings, oxicodone, cocaine, chicken fucking, and black men. Typically seen around Tampa Florida. During mating season, the Ned lets out a cry that sounds like "OOOOOOOH GOD!". Approach with caution.
"I'm a total Ned-Mark!"
by SIOS March 07, 2008
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Neds are youths usually from Glasgow in Scotland,
They gather in gangs and bully goths, emos etc.

Theyre 'booze' or alchohol doesn't include cider much to the dismay of these morons, it includes Buckfast($5.00) MD/ESQ($5.00) 8 Cans of Tennants($6.59)
Senga is a made up word (Like many of this shit about neds here) made by some fools from GlasgowSurvival.co.uk

They gang up and fight other gangs from other areas, in which it is necessary to carry protection if they're out by thereselves (A 'Blade') Usually a Lock-back knife or a telescopic police baton craftily tucked up the sleeve.

The gangs have spread over Glasgow and it's a good thing so they can keep the population of gays out of Scotland.

Sometimes the Topmen of each gang take other areas Topmen 'Square goes' which I pressume means a Fair fight.

Weapons include (In order of popularity):
Bottles, Knives, Golf clubs, Hammers, Bats
Knuckledusters etc. Fortunatly we don't get guns readily available here in Scotland otherwise all hell would break lose!

Watch the movie Small Faces, it's good.
Shugzy dropped Sloan's 'wee' brother down a flight of stairs at the dancing, Only for Shugzy to turn up the next night with a golf club and take Sloan's eye out.

He is such a ned.
by krab February 18, 2006
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