wen strolling through glsgow on a wonderful rainy day, 1 tends to bump into the very commonly found ned. If one was to further question the incident one would undoubtedly find one's self in a situation of being called a bam or a cunt and so inevitably being given the square goes routine.
posh arsehole: oh sorry ol' chap for walking into you there
ned: 'hink yer gettin' wide? ya cunt?
posh arsehole: i do not understand this "wide" you are reffering to? i do belive i have lost wiegt in the past fortnight or so... chap... care for a cup of tea and crumpets?
ned: shquare goes ya bam
by snob impersonator January 4, 2005
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