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He is one of the greatest players, currently in the NHL and he plays for my favourite team, the Vancouver Canucks.

I was fortunate enough to meet the great captain #19, and get his autograph a couple days ago when he was doing a meet and greet at Best Buy in Coquitlam BC, near Vancouver. He signed my ticket stub from the game I was at where he scored 4 goals versus Pittsburgh. I'll never forget that game and I'll never forget meeting him.
I'll never forget Markus Naslund's final rush up the ice in regulation of Game 7 versus Calgary, which set up Matt Cooke's game tying goal.
Naslund by ThreeTimesOneMinusOne December 6, 2004
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One of the best pro athletes in the world. Unbelievably talented in the game of hockey. Plays for the Vancouver Canucks, the second best team in the NHL (second, of course, to the Leafs :D).
a: Naslund's amazing isn't he?
b: Yup. Love him.
Naslund by NuGgEt July 16, 2004
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Markus Naslund 

One of the greatest hockey players in the history of the game (over top of gretzy and lemiux that is) and he curently plays for the Vancouver Canucks
Todd Bertuzzi passes the puck to Markus Naslund.
Naslund shoots HE SCORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naskundu 

A Naskundu is a person who is a complete retard. He/She does not have even the slightest idea about civil behavior. They wear only a shirt even when it's freezing outside. A Naskundu has a characteristic trait to end ever sentence with the post-fix 'raa' (eg: what are you doing raa??)

Naskundus are often found in groups of 4-6. They talk as if yelling at the top of their voice. They rent apartments in groups of 6 in order to save money. They are disgusting and filthy.
Son: "Dad, who are those people outside the window? it's snowing here and they just have a shirt on.."

Dad: "SHUT THE WINDOWS! You must have spotted a group of Naskundus!"
They are the progeny of stars. Soulful. Totally hysterical and fun to be with. You should be totally lucky to be friends with them.
She is a Naslun , I could totally stay all day with her without getting bored.
naslun by Daenarys Targareyan January 10, 2018

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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