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A person who has large male genitalia. Often used as a term to define a 'cool' or a fun guy to hang out with.
As he pulled down his pants to display his dick, I saw he was obviously a cooke.
by Kr3m1in April 22, 2011
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A guy with wrinkled balls. He looks old no matter what age he is. Has a small penis that is probably only made out of skin.
-'Omg that guys penis is just a floppy piece of fat'
-'Cooke'
by Bitch8888 February 13, 2009
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Referring to someone with qualities of a penis.
Wow, only cookes use akimbo model 1887's.
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"Soohoos only eat cookes and never poop them out."
by Allen December 07, 2003
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ahh ive just seen a cooke
the cooke is chasing me
by bridgette bernstein October 18, 2007
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