When something is numptified, it has gone wrong, generally in a silly or just plain pointless way. Also it can be used to describe somebody's brain function, especially due to lack of sleep.

"damn it, the cake's gone numptified - it hasn't risen at all"
"Sorry if I'm not making sense, I've gone numptified since last night's party"
"That numptified checkout girl couldn't find the bar-code on the back of my book. It was totally visible though!"

Numptified by Clover_grl January 11, 2009

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nastified

The emotion of seeing, feeling, tasting, or hearing something utterly nasty or just plain stupid.

Today I was nastified by everyones sheer ignorence.

nastified by Tronbot December 21, 2008

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nastified

The emotion of seeing, feeling, tasting, or hearing something utterly nasty or just plain stupid.

Today I was nastified by everyones sheer ignorence.

nastified by Tronbot December 21, 2008

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neptified

The state of being frozen in shock, fear, or confusion, usually by a sudden realization or confession; confused and mystified;

"Hey Jess, I have secretly been switching all of your socks with slightly longer ones ever time you leave your house."

"But, why....this is a truly neptifying confession."

"Yes, you should feel very neptified right now."

neptified by Theoretical Archives May 19, 2023

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