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myspace man 

A guy, usally around 17 that is a loner, a myspace man is known to have a large collection of fleshlights, a myspace man usally has a profile on myspace saying he is a 19 year old surfer in a band but be warned he is young and when protected by the internet he is mean but in person he will run and run fast
I heard zack flipped out on you? Yeah he did .. I told him to shut the fuck up on msn last night and he said he would beat me to death with a solid gold flesh light. I showed up and last I heard he was still under his moms bed. What a myspace man
myspace man by eric099 April 17, 2009
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myspace man 

either you are saying (i love goin on myspace man) or...my space man is going to mars today
already in definition myspace man or my space man is going to mars
myspace man by pango1476245 August 2, 2006

myspaceian 

any person or creature whos life is completely bound to myspace and or any one with the myspace disease
myspaceian:faggit whyd you take me outta your top eight i thught you were my friend.

normal person:yo wtf man its just a web page.

myspaceian:freak i dont sleep becuase of people like you and your hatred of the top eight.
myspaceian by mike swartout April 24, 2007

myspacemama 

girl who got popular by being pretty and being a y2k queen and then got exposed for saying the n word and lying about it like twice or three times
the future of myspacemama
myspacemama by hotpinkbiatch99 December 25, 2022

myspacemama 

the hottest fucking person on the planet
them: i wonder who the hottest person in the world is
me: oh 100% myspacemama on tiktok. love u coy

Myspacean 

Adjective describing an act or object typical of the Myspace era. Particularly relevant to camera angles and garish (though post-Geocities) website design.
"The animated sparkling gem design on your blog is downright myspacean. Also, blinding."

"That would require a camera angle of myspacean proportion."

myspacemama 

"Myspacemama" is a popular tiktoker that is known for having a early 2000's style of clothing. She has a sassy/baddie personality and is liked by many people on tiktok for her attractivness
Someone: Who is someone that reminds u of the early 2000's

Someone else: definitely myspacemama
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