Ruth: Why should I do that? Are you going to measure that water tower?
Billy: That's totally unrelevant!
Ruth: It's pronounced irrelevant.
Billy: That's so relevant of you.
Creepy Girl 2: Ok!! I hooked up with 2 of them. lets laugh at them when we walk by, and make awkward eye-contact.
Relevant Boy 1: Oh shit, there's that girl I hooked up with last weekend.
Relevant Boy 2: Oh hey same!