To live an unmotivated, unethical, immoral life. Motleying includes (but not limited to):
1. Propositioning 12 year old girls for oral sex
2. Growing and maintaing a crustache
3. Hanging out by railroad tracks 4. Living in Norwood
5. Having an extra chromosone.
It can also be used as an action word to describe sexual assualt.
The questionable art of getting down on all fours, face first, and inhaling another person’s “rear-end exhaust” like it’s a fine vintage. To Morley it is to commit fully to the gas-mask lifestyle — no filters, no shame, just straight-from-the-tap thunder clouds.
• “Bro wasn’t just sniffing the chair after she left, he was straight up Morleying it.”
• “You can joke about Dutch ovens, but don’t Morley it, that’s next-level foul.”