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Motleying 

To live an unmotivated, unethical, immoral life. Motleying includes (but not limited to):

1. Propositioning 12 year old girls for oral sex
2. Growing and maintaing a crustache
3. Hanging out by railroad tracks
4. Living in Norwood
5. Having an extra chromosone.

It can also be used as an action word to describe sexual assualt.
Catholic priests have a tendency to Motley little boys.

That trailer park was full of Motley's

That homeless guy spends his entire day Motleying around.
Motleying by Alah Akbar May 7, 2010
Related Words

Moseling 

To shuffle around like a small feeble person
Shannon stop moseling around!
Moseling by DavidandShannonsmell January 10, 2022

Moseying balls 

Someone who’s at first really confident about a situation but later backs out quickly.
You’re just moseying balls over here, mate.
Moseying balls by kkoshh July 2, 2024

Morleying It 

The questionable art of getting down on all fours, face first, and inhaling another person’s “rear-end exhaust” like it’s a fine vintage. To Morley it is to commit fully to the gas-mask lifestyle — no filters, no shame, just straight-from-the-tap thunder clouds.
• “Bro wasn’t just sniffing the chair after she left, he was straight up Morleying it.”
• “You can joke about Dutch ovens, but don’t Morley it, that’s next-level foul.”
Morleying It by Polkabear October 3, 2025

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026