504 definitions by Mark

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the main reason that I miss the school bus in the morning.
I was taking a shower and got morning wood so I had to rub one out and missed the school bus
by mark March 29, 2004
a person who uses the services of a prostitute
Police ran a sting on the newcomer johns at the whorehouse
by Mark March 31, 2005
The ignorant way of saying ignorant
"Your ignant"
"You're uneducated."
by Mark October 21, 2004
Born in the south, evolved from blues. Pioneered by Chuck Berry, stolen by Elvis. Acheived perfection between '65 and '73. Died in the early 90's. The name is used to describe pop music marketed towards teenage males in modern times.
Nickleback is "modern" rock.
The beatles, the who, Led Zep, Hendrix, Berry etc. are REAL rock.
by Mark July 06, 2004
The host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien on NBC. In my opinon, funnier than Leno, Letterman, Kilborn and (unfortunatley) Kimmel. Though he rarely receives A-list celebrities, his skits and antics are second to none in hilarity. His show spawned the infamous character of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.
Staying up for Conan O'Brien is worth while, even though it usually starts late because of stupid Jay Leno.
by Mark August 17, 2004
Swaping spit with another person and having each others tongues moving all over the place in each other's mouth and carassing each other.
I was making out with my girlfriend last night and she loved it....oooohhh ya.
by Mark March 21, 2005
A lifeless idiot whose whole existence consists of following around jam bands and not showering or shaving. When they're not panhandling or trying to rip people off, they're selling veggie burritos or grilled cheese to fund their useless existence. They stand for nothing and care about nobody else. (Not to be confused with a hippie. A hippie is someone who lives a certain lifestyle due to their beliefs. Hippies often shower and have jobs.)
Yo those wookies over there are trying to sell beat rolls.
by Mark December 29, 2003

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