Mortlock
Mortlock is god.
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Morlocking
The process of using guile and cunning to attract members of the opposite sex to you who are far more attractive then yourself. The term is based on the race of devolved humans in H.G Wells' sci-fi fantasy The Time Machine, know as Morlocks, who live underground and on occasion climb to the surface to snatch one of the beautiful Eloi.
The term first appeared in conversation between Robert K Walker and Nicolas Costello in 2003 when pissed up on wine.
The term first appeared in conversation between Robert K Walker and Nicolas Costello in 2003 when pissed up on wine.
Nick- Emma is out tonight
Rob- Pfft. She's well out of your league
Nick- I know. She might need some Morlocking
Rob- Pfft. She's well out of your league
Nick- I know. She might need some Morlocking
Morlocking by Nico-clart Costelo-twat March 13, 2010
Mortlocking It
Everyone else was there at 7pm, but I mortlocked it and rolled up at 9.30.
Simon is known for mortlocking it when distracted by well-built Russian sailors.
The baby mortlocked it, so had to be induced.
Simon is known for mortlocking it when distracted by well-built Russian sailors.
The baby mortlocked it, so had to be induced.
Mortlocking It by Lancaster's Second Finest February 1, 2014
Morlocking
Omg that guy’s been smashed like 10 times this week and hasn’t been to school in the longest. Holy fuck, he’s morlocking.
Morlocking by morlocking=no future December 8, 2019
Morlock crackfiend
The faceless moron who ruins things for the productive people on the surface with incomprehensibly illogical rules; regional manager. Resides in a subterranean world in which crack is smoked incessantly, and policy is written whilst under the influence of crack.
Business was running smoothly until the morlock crackfiend imposed the hiring policy. Now all the new hires are brainless, useless Eloi people.
Morlock crackfiend by no-one of consequence November 17, 2003
hannah jeanette morelock
The coolest person to talk to and has a great smile, pretty, hot, nice boobs and butt, funny, fun to talk to, and is best friends with Andrew Watt <3
hannah jeanette morelock by wrestlero3md January 1, 2012
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