moppled
The stage of drunkeness just before you get hammered but while you are still able to hold a reasonable conversation and stand up at the same time
moppled by Lisa James September 13, 2007
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Mopped the Floor
To put someone, or something, to complete shame, or humiliation, and to better it in every capacity; to utterly outdo, outperform or outwit. The phrase is used to conjure sentiments of shaming to the point of using that thing for the lowly task of mopping the floor with. Generally used in past, or more rarely, future or prospective tense.
1. Peyton Manning just mopped the floor with Tom Brady.
2. That kid just mopped the floor of that Pogs tournament!
3. Gandalf would totally mop the floor with Harry Potter.
2. That kid just mopped the floor of that Pogs tournament!
3. Gandalf would totally mop the floor with Harry Potter.
Mopped the Floor by Bloodknight November 24, 2010
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mopple
The noise derived from plunging the penis in and out of an extrordinarily loose and moist vagina, comparable to plunging a mop in and out of a rinse bucket.
I was trying to sleep, but all I could hear was a loud mopple from my friend Vince porking this wet skank he just met, who was kind enough to let us crash at her house.
mopple by Karl's Hungus April 11, 2007
morpledutihog
noun - mor-plah-due-ti-hog
The elusive Morpledutihog, native to the regions surrounding Nairobi, is similar to a pygmy elephant. The tusks of the morpledutihog may be used for medicinal purposes to cure aids and decapitations. Roaming the african savannah in groups of up to 25, the murplidutihog tend to get picked on by elephants of average size, often recieving swirlies in an oasis, or being spanked with large wooden spoons (or other desert utensils). The morpledutihog is blessed with magical powers, and may, at will, transform into the image of a seductive human supermodel, in order to deter possible hunters or go out for a night on the town.
The elusive Morpledutihog, native to the regions surrounding Nairobi, is similar to a pygmy elephant. The tusks of the morpledutihog may be used for medicinal purposes to cure aids and decapitations. Roaming the african savannah in groups of up to 25, the murplidutihog tend to get picked on by elephants of average size, often recieving swirlies in an oasis, or being spanked with large wooden spoons (or other desert utensils). The morpledutihog is blessed with magical powers, and may, at will, transform into the image of a seductive human supermodel, in order to deter possible hunters or go out for a night on the town.
morpledutihog by Angus McBeastly January 4, 2007
mopped
getting the fuck beat out of you; usually by a being of african american descent, nonetheless it could be a caucasian doing the mopping....used to describe the beating of an individual. sometimes people jeer comments during a mopping with trifling remarks such as, "mop, mop, mop, miggity mop, mopmopmopmopmop, miggity mop.)
Damn, dee dee nigga, wacked ass nigga got mopped. D'antwon, you c dhat nigga get dha mop.... daaaaamnn nigga got straight mopped.
mopped by mopmanjones2 December 14, 2010
got mopped
This is a phrase which is used in order to show the act of putting someone down. It's like when someone says something extremely dumb, leaving himself completely open to insult, and then another person says something which brings shame and utter humiliation
to the person who just said the dumb thing. A third person is then introduced, being responsible to yell the insulting phrase in order to make the first person feel even more stupid.
to the person who just said the dumb thing. A third person is then introduced, being responsible to yell the insulting phrase in order to make the first person feel even more stupid.
person 1: Did you see that car? It was ugly!
person 2: Your face is ugly!
person 3: YOU JUST GOT MOPPED!
person 2: Your face is ugly!
person 3: YOU JUST GOT MOPPED!
got mopped by Tomothy November 29, 2004
Wolly mopped
Wolly mopping or to be molly wopped is where a girl has your hair in one hand and is uppercutting you with the other.
Wolly mopped by Rainbowdrops2122 January 9, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.