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monkey walk 

the way you walk when you go to take a shit and then realize that there is no toilet paper so you have to half squat and waddle to go get more toilet paper in order to keep shit from spreading all over your ass.
Eric: Dude theres no fuckin toilet paper in the bathroom
Karl: There was some TP in my room
Eric: Yeah I know, I did the monkey walk to grab it so I didnt get shit all over my ass
monkey walk by E-Janks March 14, 2010
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Monkee walk

A form of walking where a group of friends form a line, arms across shoulders and walk in unison with exagerated steps to the right and left.
From the opening sequence of the Monkees TV series.
My friends and i got drunk and Monkee walked down the beach.
Monkee walk by Frodis May 10, 2005

Walking the monkey

Another definition of masturbation or beating your meat
I'll be right back, I'm going to go walk the monkey. I'm back, walking the monkey was easy
Walking the monkey by IBleachedMyEyes February 24, 2020

Money Talks, Bullshit Walks 

Means that cheap talk will get you nowhere, while money will
persuade people to do as you like.
Money talks, bullshit walks, that is how life goes.

Money Talks, Bullshit Walks 

When business needs to get done, talk all you want, but cash money is what makes things happen.
Need to get some girls up to your room at the hotel, the door"man" will c-block you and all your bullshit. A 20 spot will make both of your nights more enjoyable.

Money Talks, Bullshit Walks, pay the price, or walk it twice.

Money Talks; Bullshit Walks 

Money is what we receive for investing energy (work). Bullshit costs nothing, though it might sound good, but has no real concern. At the end of the day, it's investment of energy that really accomplishes things- or REALLY TALKS. Bullshitters make themselves sound good, and then walk on.
Money Talks; Bullshit Walks -Good politicians are those that provide the infrastructure to make something work that really achieve results. those that just talk the talk about various issues, all too often to make themselves sound good without achieving anything.
Money Talks; Bullshit Walks by TeddyB December 24, 2009

money talks, bullshit walks 

Everyone has a price, this saying just illustrates such a fact.
Guy: Wanna fuck?
Hot chick: No
Guy: For 2 grand?
Hot chick: alright, money talks, bullshit walks
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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