An 18 year old guy that has no job and talks shit online all day to a 15 year old kid and thinks he's funny He also really likes to stop arguments and continue them at the same time
Is also a massive hypocrite and likes to tell other people that they are hypocrites and he's not
He also hates on anything he doesnt agree with
Monkeynutting is the process of injecting Bananna paste up ones urethra, and then squirting it out into a person of color's mouth for sexual enjoyment.
Bob was caught monkeynutting into ladarishawntaviouses mouth
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.