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anyone that can or will make an error in judgement
that guy is a monkeynut you here what he did last night
MonkeyNut by Paul Hillan October 9, 2007

Monkeynuggets 

a nicer substituste for a swearword
I monkeynuggets a hot chick last night
Monkeynuggets by sparky13 July 11, 2009
An 18 year old guy that has no job and talks shit online all day to a 15 year old kid and thinks he's funny
He also really likes to stop arguments and continue them at the same time
Is also a massive hypocrite and likes to tell other people that they are hypocrites and he's not
He also hates on anything he doesnt agree with
MonkeyNut is a faggot
MonkeyNut by Stinky Monkey Man July 27, 2022

Monkeynutting 

Monkeynutting is the process of injecting Bananna paste up ones urethra, and then squirting it out into a person of color's mouth for sexual enjoyment.
Bob was caught monkeynutting into ladarishawntaviouses mouth
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026