monkey mouse

A pet cat that's acting silly or hyper, but not in a bad or destructive way like a rat monkey.

Having fed kitty some catnip, Susan enjoyed watching the purring monkey mouse rolling around on the floor ecstatically.

monkey mouse by xyz April 19, 2005

Mouse Monkey 

A person who repairs computers for a living.

Did you hear, Lori got a job as a mouse monkey at xyz computer repair.

Mouse Monkey by TJ's Mama February 19, 2009

mickey mouse money 

Origin: Mainly used throughout Hispanic/Latino communities.
Meaning: Utilizes the widely-known, animated entity "Mickey Mouse" to evoke a sense of cartoony fiction. Phrase as a whole used to describe "play" money, "fake" money, or lack thereof.
1: a measure of wealth to a lesser degree
2: a false measure of wealth

"I've been making mickey mouse money ever since I got fired."

mickey mouse money by Mister Fresh November 7, 2008

Mickey Mouse Money 

Name for those totally worthless money or currency.
Came from Mickey Mouse Era, when Japan made Filipino money so worthless, you can buy a cup with a basket full of it.

Now, Zimbabwe has the most worthless money in there, with hundreds of trillions of Zimbabwe money can buy only a kilo of rice and a loaf of bread.

I have more Mickey Mouse Money, where should i change this cash?

Mickey Mouse Money by Kay Tutan Tayo December 10, 2018

moose monkey 

A restraint hold used by the police to choke the shit out of a fence jockey until he allows himself to be handcuffed or he dies. Either is OK with the police.

Yo, the cops put the moose monkey on Jawan until he done got kilt and shit

moose monkey by Landric April 3, 2003

mockey moose 

Rough gay anal sex.

They had some great mockey moose

mockey moose by BlitzRain December 21, 2021

Monsey

A place where religious Bnos Yisroel live. The number one rule is no talking to boys, unless your "family friends." If you are in the mood of "talking to girls" you would go to 7-11. If you get extra lucky you can park your car next to them and honk at them. Also on Motzei Shabbos its mandatory to go to Pomona Pizza.

Person 1: Have you ever been to 7-11?
Person 2: No, im not from Monsey.
Person 1: Aight but you missed good Hock last night
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I parked next to that Bais Yaakov girl everyone talks about

Monsey by Chaim (Security) from 7-11 February 28, 2019