monkey mouse

A pet cat that's acting silly or hyper, but not in a bad or destructive way like a rat monkey.

Having fed kitty some catnip, Susan enjoyed watching the purring monkey mouse rolling around on the floor ecstatically.

by xyz April 19, 2005

Sassen

bad coach (n); to coach badly (v); to mess up

Wow, he sure sassened in that game!

by xyz January 23, 2004

rat monkey

A misbehaving housecat.

Damnit! The stupid rat monkey got into the garbage again.

by xyz April 19, 2005

BOGOF

"Buy One Get One Free" A very misleading description used in advertising to entice potential customers into the belief that if they buy one product the other will be given away free. The same as "Two For The Price Of One."

Customer "These chocolates say 'buy one get one free,' as I do not wish to actually pay for it may I just have the free one instead?"
Shopkeeper "NO."

by XYZ December 26, 2003

Asians

Contrary to a lot of definitions out there I really think Asians are people who belong to the continent of Asia, not just individuals of Chinese Japanese Korean Vietnamese or Cambodian origin.

Asia comprises of various countries, the inhabitants of which are Asians.

by XYZ June 19, 2004

female ejaculation

a milky-clear fluid thats shoots out of a urethra in a great quantity like a projectile explosion because of a extreme sexual orgasm; often feels like urination

after the horny man had mercilessly pounded her g-spot several times she felt like she was going to pee but instead a fluid jetted out from her swelling urethra and soaked the man completely

by xyz April 29, 2003

the fuggerung

Derived from early Greek mythology. A beast so ghastly to behold that grown men have shat themselves with fear. A modern day translation from Latin would be "hideous kiddeous".

bend ova, touch ur toez ;)

by xyz November 16, 2004