monkey crunk

To get so drunk that you are overcome with the ability to have sex with a monkey

Craig got so monkey crunked, he started his car and drove to the zoo.

by The Neech Prince August 26, 2004

crunk monkeys

monkeys that sipped too much of that patronee

kyla was so hung over she didnt know she was fucking sum crunk monkeys

by skeet busicuit December 3, 2007