monkey crunk
monkey crunk by The Neech Prince August 26, 2004
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blow monkey chunks
A variation on blows chunks. Origin unknown. Appears to imply projectile vomiting of diced primate, but that is likely too literal an interpretation. Often used to indicate extreme dislike.
Anything involving Paris Hilton is likely to blow monkey chunks.
The last few seasons of Alias blew monkey chunks.
The last few seasons of Alias blew monkey chunks.
blow monkey chunks by Commander Salamander August 30, 2008
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Monkey Chunk
A very specific type of ass, I which is never to be confused with booty (an over sized ass) or butt, which is generally flat.
The "monkey chunk" derives it's name from the rather animated character its rather pronounced jiggle. Not all asses can be characterized as a monkey chunk.
Shape: The classic monkey chunk is derived from the 'pear' genus. It is a pear shaped form of ass known for its bulbous but tame proportions.
Trademark Characteristics: The monkey chunk is a happy ass, it jiggles when motion abruptly stops... and sports a modest clap when walking - it is quote animated.
The monkey chunk is also punctuated by deep cheek articulation, and very pronounced cheekage, just not as other types, such as the classic dump truck ass.
The "monkey chunk" derives it's name from the rather animated character its rather pronounced jiggle. Not all asses can be characterized as a monkey chunk.
Shape: The classic monkey chunk is derived from the 'pear' genus. It is a pear shaped form of ass known for its bulbous but tame proportions.
Trademark Characteristics: The monkey chunk is a happy ass, it jiggles when motion abruptly stops... and sports a modest clap when walking - it is quote animated.
The monkey chunk is also punctuated by deep cheek articulation, and very pronounced cheekage, just not as other types, such as the classic dump truck ass.
Monkey Chunk by Woodshed Moments June 22, 2024
chunkie monkey
chunkie monkey by Grandma Shank May 31, 2017
crunk monkeys
crunk monkeys by skeet busicuit December 3, 2007
crunky monkey
As a noun - someone who is crunk and a monkey! As a verb - someone who gets crunk and monkeylike! Coined by Kevin Risk in the late naughties.
Luke: "Let's go jolling!"
Anthony: "I want to be a crunky monkey!"
Alexandra: "Let's get crunky monkey!"
Anthony: "I want to be a crunky monkey!"
Alexandra: "Let's get crunky monkey!"
crunky monkey by partypriest November 15, 2009
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