molesworth 

a piece of writing that's badly very spelt, about something pointless, or just bad (but in a charming way) is described as molesworth, similar to the way that peoetic crap is refered to as "shakespear"
derives from the molesworth books

pete: ahhh my work is shit
gaz: nahhh it's complete molesworth!
pete: ??????

molesworth by hahagotya January 8, 2007

Molesworth 

A unit of messurement 6'3" in leingth

How far away do you figure the uprights are?
about three Molesworth's.

Molesworth by BLRC March 20, 2009

'ello Molesworth

A lovely greeting for a friend. You must say "worth" with a higher pitch. It will just make your friend feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Molesworth 1: "'ello Molesworth, 'ow are you?"
Molesworth 2: "I'm doing wonderful, Molesworth! And yourself?"
Molesworth 1: "Oh Molesworth! I'm also wonderful!"

I sense the beginnings of a wonderful conversation.

'ello Molesworth by Molesworth Number 1 August 14, 2009

Colesworths 

noun

1. An Australian supermarket chain that simultaneously brings prices down, homogenises culture and offers the choice to buy what they tell you.

2. colloq. The pinnacle of the great Australian share-owning dream.

usage:

1. Farmer: It's all fuckin' Colesworths' fault.
Truck driver: I fuckin' hate these Colesworths slave driving cunts.
Hippy: Over my dead body will a fuckin' Colesworths be built here.

2. If these shares do a Colesworths, my empty life will have meaning.

Colesworths by slotharisor July 27, 2010

mason golesworthy 

A Mason Golesworthy is a cool, social and great person, may act gay and is obsessed with sleeping and video games

Classic Mason Golesworthy

mason golesworthy by AwesomeDude69420 October 20, 2017

Polesworth 

Small village near Tamworth, full of scallies. Term for slag.

"Shes a bit Polesworth"

Polesworth by oracle March 12, 2004

Polesworth 

Polesworth, located in Warwickshire, is a small village in which the southern side of the village is disgusting and the northern side is fine. Don’t let the expensive, new houses of the south distract you from its drug ridden alleyways and chavvy culture. Stay in the North

‘Where’s she from?’

Polesworth

‘North or south?’

Polesworth by fortnite biscuit December 31, 2018