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the most beautiful strong, talented , person you will ever meet if you find her make sure to keep her . Her beauty is enchanting and no one can resist her . she has a heart of gold and the face of an angel. She will never let you down and be strong with you in your darkest hour. She has a body of a goddess
WoW kamaiah is beautiful.
kamaiah by Oracle March 3, 2015
To be attacked, beaten, apprehended or ticketed by a policeman. From the bacony connotations of 'police'.
You know when you've been baconed
baconed by oracle April 6, 2009
An underweight bag of weed. Mimics the system whereby an 'eighth' = 1/8 oz and a 'teenth' = 1/16 oz. In practice a 'deanth' will be a bag sold as an 'eighth' but weighing noticeably less.
Named for a dealer who regularly sold such short measures.
"An eighth my arse, this is more of a deanth!"
deanth by oracle December 9, 2008

beef spray 

Deodorant spray. So called because it gets rid of your 'beef'.
Oi, got any beef spray I can borrow?
beef spray by Oracle June 7, 2007
An unspecified short amount of time (usually less than an hour).

Can be used to indicate that events will follow a normal timescale, or otherwise be used to postpone an event for a time.

A 'bit' usually refers to the expected or average amount of time that should be taken to complete the task in question.
When postponing an event, however, a 'bit' can be considerably longer.

Eg, If you are due to visit a friend who lives a 15 minute drive away, to be round 'in a bit' could indicate that you will be there in about 1/2 hour, 15 minutes preparation to leave and 15 minutes driving.

The expression 'in a bit' is often used in Midland dialect as a farewell, similar to laters.

'A bit' should not however be confused with 'Quite a bit', which always indicates an unusually large amount of time (or something else), and is analogous to a 'while'.
"I'll be round yours in a bit"
bit by oracle October 27, 2006

do a Hammond 

To crash a vehicle at very high speed.
From Richard Hammond of BBC Top Gear, who in 2006 crashed a jet car at around 300mph.
"Don't do a Hammond- always check your tyres"
do a Hammond by oracle October 7, 2006

hamster it 

To crash or lose control of a vehicle at very high speed.
From Richard Hammond (also known as 'hamster') of BBC Top Gear, who in 2006 crashed a jet car at around 300mph.
"160mph? Careful you don't hamster it, son"
hamster it by oracle October 7, 2006