carphone warehouse

See scam. Very crap mobile phone shop chain. Sell your new mobile number to scouse spammers.

Those fuckin scouse insurance salesmen are calling me again... bloody Carphone Warehouse...

by oracle March 13, 2004

Butt nugget

Any unwanted chunky debris hanging within the recess of one's butt. Butt nuggets normally require a concentrated effort in order to remove them, such as but no limited to: heavy wiping with toilet paper, or hot water and soap.

by Oracle October 28, 2003

plastic pig

Term for a Reliant Robin, small 3 wheeled car/van made from GRP in Tamworth. Made famous as the transport for del boy in the TV show only fools and horses. Very slow and has a tendency to roll over when cornering. Used as a term of abuse for any slow or crap car. See also metrocab.

Bloke: "Why were you so late?"
Another bloke: "Coz i was stuck behind a plastic pig all the way up the M42

by oracle August 19, 2004

road

Long strip of tarmac or concrete, used for motoring. Regularly sabotaged by new labour.

The roads are hell today

by oracle February 06, 2004

xfm

xfm is alive and well in London on 104.9! ive got it on now!

This is Richard Bacon on XFM..

by oracle March 13, 2004

bum stitches

Tamworth term for slag. From a certain local girl who needed her arsehole stitched after heavy anal sex.

"Jesus, shes a case for Bum Stitches"

by oracle March 13, 2004

too much free time

something most people who define words here have

youve all got too much free time

by oracle March 13, 2004