modemz 

To have supernatural skills on a computer. (another name is human PC)

Yes MoDeMz wa gwan
MoDeMz AKA The human PC
Mighty MoDeMz man

modemz by modmemamams February 6, 2006

fisher-price modem

An internet connection that is very laggy or even non-responsive. The phrase is usually used in Real-Time Strategy or MMORPG games online. The phrase was first used in a 2v2 match of Stracraft when the game was close to lagging out or disconnecting on a host game. When the game dragged, the host saved the match and titled it "WHO HAS THE FISHER-PRICE MODEM!?!". After that, hilarity ensued and the culprit with the slow internet connection was revealed because Starcraft drops laggy users when a game is saved.

Dude, don't ever 1v1 that guy, his fisher-price modem will drag the game on for hours!

fisher-price modem by Racereaver December 12, 2010

Modem Pussy

A modem Pussy is a female of unknown physical attributes that tends to attract the weaker of human male specimens. This usually involves the unrealistic imaginations of MMORPG fanatics which are dually dissapointed by the pics posted.

For example "Dude, I ain't joining no guild for some modem pussy."

Modem Pussy by Mezca November 9, 2009

modem 

A device used to access the internet

I bought a new modem

modem by LINKINPARKGUY October 3, 2003

modemtuh 

a short woman that sits on valuable things so that she can see the TV over her stacks of AARP magazines.

My damn modemtuh aunt sat on my new video card and motherboard boxes and ruined them!!

modemtuh by sammy zipdisk January 17, 2005

Modem Tethering 

The act of using your cell phone as a modem for your computer.

I am not in a hotspot, but my cell phone works, why don't I use modem tethering to connect my computer to the interent using my cell phone

Modem Tethering by K56z7k9710974 December 17, 2008

Modeman 

Someone who constantly says things that did not need to be said nor did anyone ask for.

Bro, I didn't ask. Stop being a modeman.

Modeman by small asian penis May 2, 2019