3 definitions by small asian penis

Chag

The act of putting something (maybe food or drugs) on your genitals in order to attract an organism to indirectly give you sexual pleasure by taking the said substance.

Yo, modeman was just telling me how he chagged his dog with peanut butter. Incredible.

by small asian penis May 3, 2019

Modeman

Someone who constantly says things that did not need to be said nor did anyone ask for.

Bro, I didn't ask. Stop being a modeman.

by small asian penis May 3, 2019

Sarran

When you think that you're intelligent but you're actually what many like to call a retard who is (usually in these cases) also friendless (See also: Jack Meagher)

Dude, don't be Sarran

by small asian penis May 2, 2019