Miserly

When you ask for a cracker and they give you half. Like the Glossier free samples: something that makes you feel sorry you asked.

What a miserly little piece of nothing. If they don't want to give any, don't offer any.

Miserly by Psedogenius October 28, 2020

miserly-angel 

Where a woman, to the man's arguably limited perspective, seems both SO generous and yet so ARBITRARY in her offer, such as to induce mental meltdown in the man as a feedback loop he can't process.

-- So he couldn't understand how she was SO generous and yet so ARBITRARY in her offer, and this is now his major pre-occupation.

-- Ah, he feels she's a miserly-angel, and now he worships her.

miserly-angel by sukadog May 3, 2011

Misery Chain 

A “Misery Chain” describes the "endless cycle" of bad parenting.

"Fucked up parents" create "fucked up kids" who grow up to have more fucked up kids of their own, which keeps the Misery Chain going on and on into the future.

"Misery Chains" are often created by selfish or stupid people with no insight or sense of ethics: playboys, players, skanks, sluts, floozies, druggies, crack heads, dark friends, beach trolls, hill trolls, city trolls and trolls in general.

Wow, she created one “misery chain” having all those “screwed-up” kids by a bunch of different “screwed-up” guys.

Misery Chain by Ian De La Rosa July 20, 2013

Misery Compiler

When you score two or more goals in football in quick succession

"SpencerFC has just scored another that's 3 goals in two minutes #misery compiler"

Misery Compiler by Jujitsuweigh June 26, 2016

misery loves company

People who are unhappy may get some consolation from knowing that others are unhappy too.

you get into a shyt load of trouble, but your friends are in trouble too so that makes you feel less bad.---> misery loves company.

misery loves company by danaayyy May 25, 2007

miseryxchord 

Publisher of DOOM! Magazine, stays prepared for the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse.

MiseryXchord keeps a shotgun and machete handy in case of zombies.

miseryxchord by Steampunk Octopod December 31, 2011

misery 

a state full of pain, suffering and usually confusion.
unable to take back words. sigh.
not necessarily physical or emotional or spiritual. but usually all three.

"Oh sir! The misery!"
"Dear God, why, why, why, why!" *bangs head on floor* "Please God save me from this misery!"
or more at peace with the misery. *silent.face full of misery.attempting a smile.

misery by mon ami December 6, 2003