Second understudy to Greedo and first-understudy to Beedo. While Greedo got speaking-lines and Beedo got screentime, Beardo is just hoping for a lucrative action-figure contract.
-- I'll trade you a cat's eye for a Beardo!!
-- Don't be silly. There's no Beardo. There isn't even REALLY a Beedo -- he's just a recycled Greedo. THAT's greed, for ya!!
-- Yeah...mercenary.
-- But at any rate, it would take more than that for me to agree to lose my marbles for such an exchange.
-- Gimme five!!
-- That's TRES seventies -- I LIKE!!
-- Say, what do you call a Greedo in a Speedo?
-- I think you may NOW properly be thought to have lost those marbles.
-- RELAX, I was 'riffing' on the Seventies.
-- Don't be silly. There's no Beardo. There isn't even REALLY a Beedo -- he's just a recycled Greedo. THAT's greed, for ya!!
-- Yeah...mercenary.
-- But at any rate, it would take more than that for me to agree to lose my marbles for such an exchange.
-- Gimme five!!
-- That's TRES seventies -- I LIKE!!
-- Say, what do you call a Greedo in a Speedo?
-- I think you may NOW properly be thought to have lost those marbles.
-- RELAX, I was 'riffing' on the Seventies.
by sukadog April 3, 2011

Petty minions who believe anything the government tells them, even if where it's true, but just by virtue of the fact that the government tells them it's so.
-- So Birthers believe Obama was born in Kenya, Deathers doubt Bin Laden's dead, and Serfers accept that he was buried in the surf, because the government tells them that.
by sukadog May 29, 2011

Where the presumed cause, as substance-abuse, is non-existent, and where the real reason for unusual behaviour is a man's love for his Muse.
-- I heard he hasn't had a drink in over two years?
-- It's true. He's no more under the sheenfluence than that Sheen is Charlie's original name.
-- You mean he's love-sick for his Muse?
-- Yeah, he has estevluenza.
-- It's true. He's no more under the sheenfluence than that Sheen is Charlie's original name.
-- You mean he's love-sick for his Muse?
-- Yeah, he has estevluenza.
by sukadog May 7, 2011

Thinly-veiled and middling-attempt to disguise sexual-history.
-- Granted, Beit Shammai says on a wedding-day you tell the truth, whereas Beit Hillel says you flatter, and we do the latter, but, how to understand Kate Middleton wearing a white-dress at her wedding when she has been living with William for years?!
-- Well, just like in an attempt to hide a small penis, lack of hymen, or embarrassing VD-scars, look at it as a pubic-comb-over.
-- Well, just like in an attempt to hide a small penis, lack of hymen, or embarrassing VD-scars, look at it as a pubic-comb-over.
by sukadog May 15, 2011

-- Did you know that Bill Gates at-first overlooked the potential of the internet?
-- I know, and then he said of Twitter, that 144-characters should be all anybody will ever need.
-- Yeah, now all the time I'm twitching for some tweetbensraum.
-- I know, and then he said of Twitter, that 144-characters should be all anybody will ever need.
-- Yeah, now all the time I'm twitching for some tweetbensraum.
by sukadog May 3, 2011

To semi-publicly carry a torch for someone.
-- That guy's TOTALLY carrying a torch...like a Statue of Liberty.
-- Um, that's something else...and he seems to have been petrified before he could quite raise that arm. He's more like the Happy Prince.
-- So that's him who's faintly humming...the Happy Prince song.
-- Um, that's something else...and he seems to have been petrified before he could quite raise that arm. He's more like the Happy Prince.
-- So that's him who's faintly humming...the Happy Prince song.
by sukadog April 12, 2011

Like a hot-knife (through butter)
(a knife as heated through the agency of hot-butter through which it passes)
knife=hot-butter
'Alice'-inn...(butter)
wife=butter
rebbe-of-the-knife= Rebbe-of-the-hot-wife....
(a knife as heated through the agency of hot-butter through which it passes)
knife=hot-butter
'Alice'-inn...(butter)
wife=butter
rebbe-of-the-knife= Rebbe-of-the-hot-wife....
by sukadog May 30, 2019
