sukadog's definitions
Someone mistaken for having a large carbon cockprint, but who desires union with his muse, and would be ill-thought-of or endure public humiliation to accomplish as much.
-- So, as to be expected, the peanut-gallery dismisses his efforts as creating a large carbon cockprint -- as only motivated by gratification, as unable to see any other dignity or value in his efforts.
-- Yeah, but really, he's a Manchester.
-- Meaning his muse is flat-chested, like a man, but he loves her anyway?
-- No, and, she's not, but, rather, that 'chester' comes from 'castor,' which is Latin for camp, and 'castor' is also connected to 'beaver' which is a euphemism for vagina, so that 'Manchester' is both a man's anal cavity, and signifies that he loves his muse so-much as like that SNL character who assumed a pose of being gay so-as to be her roommate, so-as to be with her.
-- Ah, so he would even be thought to be a 'Manchester,' (or a-hole then), in the hope that he'll get to meet her.
-- Yeah, but really, he's a Manchester.
-- Meaning his muse is flat-chested, like a man, but he loves her anyway?
-- No, and, she's not, but, rather, that 'chester' comes from 'castor,' which is Latin for camp, and 'castor' is also connected to 'beaver' which is a euphemism for vagina, so that 'Manchester' is both a man's anal cavity, and signifies that he loves his muse so-much as like that SNL character who assumed a pose of being gay so-as to be her roommate, so-as to be with her.
-- Ah, so he would even be thought to be a 'Manchester,' (or a-hole then), in the hope that he'll get to meet her.
by sukadog May 13, 2011
Get the Manchestermug. Petty minions who believe anything the government tells them, even if where it's true, but just by virtue of the fact that the government tells them it's so.
-- So Birthers believe Obama was born in Kenya, Deathers doubt Bin Laden's dead, and Serfers accept that he was buried in the surf, because the government tells them that.
by sukadog May 29, 2011
Get the Serfersmug. An IMPLICIT call on long-past sexual-favours for current or future moral-support which may run counter to the inclinations of all but a minority in the group.
-- Okay, so, like you know how, formerly, people might have many kids to insure for some old-age security?
-- Yeah.
-- Whereas now we have pensions...
-- Okay....
-- So it isn't procreation anymore which provides benefits, but sex itself.
-- Ah-ha, so a broad network of past lovers with hope translates into a large network of friends.
-- Exactly. Benefits lead to friends, and friends can be called-on for help and moral-support even when it's challenging for them at-times.
-- Ah-ha, a sexpension of disbelief!!
-- Yeah.
-- Whereas now we have pensions...
-- Okay....
-- So it isn't procreation anymore which provides benefits, but sex itself.
-- Ah-ha, so a broad network of past lovers with hope translates into a large network of friends.
-- Exactly. Benefits lead to friends, and friends can be called-on for help and moral-support even when it's challenging for them at-times.
-- Ah-ha, a sexpension of disbelief!!
by sukadog April 14, 2011
Get the sexpension of disbeliefmug. Second understudy to Greedo and first-understudy to Beedo. While Greedo got speaking-lines and Beedo got screentime, Beardo is just hoping for a lucrative action-figure contract.
-- I'll trade you a cat's eye for a Beardo!!
-- Don't be silly. There's no Beardo. There isn't even REALLY a Beedo -- he's just a recycled Greedo. THAT's greed, for ya!!
-- Yeah...mercenary.
-- But at any rate, it would take more than that for me to agree to lose my marbles for such an exchange.
-- Gimme five!!
-- That's TRES seventies -- I LIKE!!
-- Say, what do you call a Greedo in a Speedo?
-- I think you may NOW properly be thought to have lost those marbles.
-- RELAX, I was 'riffing' on the Seventies.
-- Don't be silly. There's no Beardo. There isn't even REALLY a Beedo -- he's just a recycled Greedo. THAT's greed, for ya!!
-- Yeah...mercenary.
-- But at any rate, it would take more than that for me to agree to lose my marbles for such an exchange.
-- Gimme five!!
-- That's TRES seventies -- I LIKE!!
-- Say, what do you call a Greedo in a Speedo?
-- I think you may NOW properly be thought to have lost those marbles.
-- RELAX, I was 'riffing' on the Seventies.
by sukadog April 3, 2011
Get the Beardomug. Less cone-ventional than cone-love, rod-love is more basic, elemental, and riveting a condition, presenting complete bewitchment.
-- Whenever he beholds her his heart eats itself out, his brain and central nervous system go into a state-of-shock, and all his rods go crazy.
-- I thought it was a mere infatuation.
-- No, I fear he has full-blown rod-love for her.
-- I thought it was a mere infatuation.
-- No, I fear he has full-blown rod-love for her.
by sukadog April 10, 2011
Get the Rod-Lovemug. -- Did you know that Bill Gates at-first overlooked the potential of the internet?
-- I know, and then he said of Twitter, that 144-characters should be all anybody will ever need.
-- Yeah, now all the time I'm twitching for some tweetbensraum.
-- I know, and then he said of Twitter, that 144-characters should be all anybody will ever need.
-- Yeah, now all the time I'm twitching for some tweetbensraum.
by sukadog May 3, 2011
Get the tweetbensraummug. To semi-publicly carry a torch for someone.
-- That guy's TOTALLY carrying a torch...like a Statue of Liberty.
-- Um, that's something else...and he seems to have been petrified before he could quite raise that arm. He's more like the Happy Prince.
-- So that's him who's faintly humming...the Happy Prince song.
-- Um, that's something else...and he seems to have been petrified before he could quite raise that arm. He's more like the Happy Prince.
-- So that's him who's faintly humming...the Happy Prince song.
by sukadog April 12, 2011
Get the happy prince songmug.