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misdirection isn't defined yet, but these are close:
1. kansas city shuffle
Can be used in relation to anything involving distraction and misdirection by which you get everyone to look one way, while whatever you're doing involves going the other way.
When everyone else moves right, you move left. That is what a Kansas City Shuffle is.
2. Kansas City Shuffle
As taken from Wikipedia, and which I checked out elsewhere, the first instance of this term is the title of a Jazz song from 1926 by Bennie Moten. Beyond that, it's a term that's only been given real meaning by the movie Lucky Number Slevin, in which it's used to refer to a kind of con game. Specifically a con in which a combination of distraction and subterfuge cause the mark to turn their attention away from the plot which proceeds in the opposite direction. The term itself is weighted with football, gambling, and other innuendo but since it didn't exist as a phrase until that movie was released, you could read that subtext into it or not. At it's simplest, a good head fake in sports is a Kansas City Shuffle. At a more complex level an army massing battalions of tanks on one front to occupy enemy attention and draw them out of fortified positions while in reality a naval attack ensues instead would also be a Kansas City Shuffle. In short, it's a cute name for a kind of misdirection.
"They look right... and you look left." Lucky Number Slevin's simplest definition of a Kansas City Shuffle delivered by Bruce Willis

There is anecdotal evidence that a football play was called a Kansas City Shuffle. (Note: a shuffle is a type of play)

"Your shoelaces are untied" (followed by tweaking the victims nose) "Now that my friend, is the old Kansas City Shuffle."
3. Brown Powers
Descriptive of the powers possessed by master illusionist Derren Brown. The apparent ability to predict and control the behaviour of others using magic, suggestion, psychology, misdirection and showmanship. Occasionally, and sometimes unexpectedly, we mere mortals can experience fleeting success with our own Brown Powers.
Every-day example:
“I offered her the last chocolate biscuit but she succumbed to my Brown Powers, insisting that I have it”

Classic Example:
From Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
Stormtrooper: Let me see your identification.
Obi-Wan: (Using his Brown Powers) You don't need to see his identification.
Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.
Obi-Wan: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Stormtrooper: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
Obi-Wan: He can go about his business.
Stormtrooper: You can go about your business.
Obi-Wan: Move along.
Stormtrooper: Move along... move along.
4. dodgin
To ignore a request, sexual advance, or invitation usually by lying, rude denial, misdirection, ignoring, or pleading ignorance of the request.
"Hey bro you wanna be on my arena team?"
"Sorry man I got some teammates lined up already, otherwise I would."
"You dodgin me, bro?"

"You wanna come up to my room?"
"Umm... I have to get up early tomorrow."
"Man, she's dodgin"
5. bullshit
The art of making yourself look good by deciept or misdirection.
Wally: I'm pleased to report another stellar week of accomplishments!! I moved more than 800,000 bits of data to a disaster recovery back-up facility!
Dilbert: Did you just take credit for copying a file to a diskette?
Wally: It was my resume.
by Kyle Apr 14, 2003 share this
6. mindfuck
A cinematic technique that uses misdirection to lead to an ending that is at first glance completely unexpected or contradictory, but is coherent and reasonable given hindsight and careful observation of the clues presented.

Classic examples include “Memento”, “The Usual Suspects”, "Fight Club", and “The Sixth Sense”.
That movie was such a mindfuck!
by aaaaa Oct 9, 2003 share this
7. Wing T
A type of offence in the game of football. Uses three backs; Halfback, Fullback, and the Z back. Involves a lot of misdirection and equal workload for each of the backs. Seen in lots of Highschools and a few colleges. Hardly ever seen in the NFL. Invented by the late Coach Brennon out of California.
Olympus High school ran the Wing-T against, it confused the fuck out of me. I never knew who had the ball. We lost by like 30.
by Cee Dub Dec 31, 2003 share this
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