A sexual act that is similar to performing a cream pie but instead of filling a vagina with semen it is done to a butthole (otherwise known as a bussy). 'Cream pie' is to pussy as 'frito pie' is to bussy.
by ladymarmalade July 22, 2019
The sexual act of eating a mixture of Fritos and chili. After which a laxative is used and the consumer is fucked in the ass until they shit.
by FritoLover77 December 22, 2021
Chili, most likely WOLF brand, not hormel. Heated and mixed with fritos and cheese. Some people like onions, but that is lame. Basically the base of the food pyramid in Texas.
by thatboysabin November 22, 2005
An extreme sexual act in which 1 partner eats a bag of frito corn chips then vomits into the anus of their partner and then the 2nd partner lays on their stomach to receive a severe anal pounding using the vomit as lube. After ejaculating into the anus the 2nd partner then pushes it out while still lying on their stomach. The end result should then have the desired appearance.... note one may also choose to eat this wonderful meal as well
by king fugu fish November 18, 2008
When you eat pussy that's so yeasty it makes you vomit on it, then you fuck her in her dirty asshole and stick your shit covered throbbing member back in her disgusting vagina; mixing the feces, vomit, and yeast...and then going back down to chow on your delicious meal.
Luke didn't anticipate having a Serbian Frito Pie with Lana after their taco/burrito combo meal from Taco Bell, but here we are.
by MrBlonde724 April 6, 2018
its when you use your girl ass as a bowl and dump warm chili and fritos and cheese and eat it out her ass.
i just gave my girl a dirty frito pie and it was messy as hell ruined all my bed sheets cuz it was too hot.
by Lboogie69 August 20, 2014
When a man defecates on a woman's chest, titty fucks her, ejaculates on her face, then punches her in the face knocking her out.
by Teh W1n August 13, 2008