Ryryq's definitions

Eyegiene

a condition or practise where things are not considered hygienic if they do not appear to be hygienic in other people's eyes, regardless of if it is clean or not. Eyegiene habits are typically found in the hospitality business.

Bill: So, after the silverware has been put through the dishwasher, you need to give it a polish.
Kim: Why?
Bill: So that it looks clean.
Kim: But it IS clean?
Bill: No it isn't, not until it LOOKS clean. It's a eyegienic practise, it's eyegiene.

by Ryryq December 19, 2009

A Beatles Song

Any song that has a play-length that is under three minutes, like majority of The Beatles' songs.

Dan: This song is really good but it's only a minute and a half long.

Bud: Yeah, it's like a Beatles song.

by Ryryq September 20, 2009

Secret-beef

A disagreement in which the beefee is unaware of.

Tom: Melissa said that she wants to come tonight, that okay?
Jack: Uh, no...I'm sort of having a Secret-beef with her about that guy a few weeks back.
Tom: Why haven't you told her that it bothered you?
Jack: I don't want to deal with the bullshit, it isn't necessary.

by Ryryq March 24, 2010

hugubate

To hug inanimate objects on those lonely nights.

Walked in on Mike hugubating with his pillow last night. He tried to pretend that he was just napping, but I knew what he was doing. Was pretty disgusting to say the least. (hugubate)

by Ryryq November 27, 2011

Bush Dance

Vaginal Intercourse.

In no time at all, Caren and I will be doing the bush dance.

by Ryryq June 29, 2010

Jim of all trades

Derived from the term ‘Jack of all trades’ and shares the same meaning. It is a reference to Jim Penman, of Jim's Group, whose Australian mowing business (Jim’s Mowing) transformed into several other maintenance trades which each franchise is commonly branded with ‘Jim's’ and then the trade.

At present Jim's Group is the second largest business in Australia and has expanded into Britain, it includes: Jim’s Mowing, Jim's Antennas, Jim's Bookkeeping, Jim's Building Maintenance, Jim's Computer Services, Jim's Dog Wash, Jim's Painting and Jim's Roofing.

Julie: Jack is great; he cut my grass, fixed my computer, fixed the roof, he even fixed my television reception while he was up there.

Holly: Really? What does he do for work?

Julie: Nothing amazing.

Holly: Hmm, he's a Jim of all trades.

by Ryryq November 30, 2009

Misdirective Love

A love or relationship that helps you realise your actual love for another. It is where you have been too distracted with your current partner to be mindful of anybody else, however, once the honeymoon period of the relationship passes, you realise the misdirection.

It works much the same as the misdirection used in a magic trick or a pickpocketing, where you realise that your watch or wallet is gone.

Brad: Man, did Jennifer look stunning tonight and she was flirting with me and everything; wish that she was mine.
Curt: Really? What about Alex, you know, your new girlfriend?
Brad: Ahh yeah...I've obviously been so distracted by her that I never noticed how much I want Jen!
Curt: That is some unfortunate Misdirective Love because now you're stuck with Alex.

by Ryryq March 5, 2010