Bruce: Wow, we should move to Chicago. So many mings.
Brice: K.
by Yuki-san September 13, 2007
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that annoying smart asian (of course he's asian) who studies for like that exam that determines whether you go to university of not for 5 minutes during lunchtime and still gets a higher mark than you.
Nerd: Do ya wanna study with me at the library today?
Annoying Kid: Nah, I think I'll just pull a ming
by theanonymouschickowow September 11, 2019
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a man who looks like he can be a principal of a primary school , a cool science teacher, a capybara and a father at 15. He is really nice and would love to date women 40+ and over
bro you look like ming man lesgoooo
by madamliang May 16, 2023
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a person who is oblivious af, cant perceive anything happening around him. full immunity to ordinary cultural references to the point of not knowing what krptonite is
Me: i wonder does he know we took his phone
friend: nah.... hes ming.... he dunno shit
by feilou October 16, 2017
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Verb, infinitive; to ming.
Present continuative tense: minging
Simple present tense: mings.

1. to smell badly
2. to be drunk (usu. used in past tense)
3. to be generally distasteful

This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.

Etymology: variation of meng, mong and mongoloid, yet with no racist or discriminatory overtones.
The noun is not *mingoloid, rather it is derived from this verb: minger, q.v.
"By God I ming today!"
"I was minging last night!"
"Those sandwiches are minging!"
by Richie December 11, 2003
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Another word for shit, predominately used as a verb
Hector: "WHOA, I have to ming really bad"
Lionel: "So your saying you have to lay a dynasty?"
by Limblessless August 25, 2006
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Slang term popular among Italian-Americans in New York and New Jersey. The short form of minchia (the Sicilian word for the penis), usually used to show disappointment or surprise.
I tell him how to do it five times, and he still screws it up. Ming, what a friggin' stunad.
by stop it loser August 26, 2007
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