Slang term popular among Italian-Americans in New York and New Jersey. The short form of minchia (the Sicilian word for the penis), usually used to show disappointment or surprise.
I tell him how to do it five times, and he still screws it up. Ming, what a friggin' stunad.
by stop it loser August 26, 2007

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Marijuana, or session in which it is smoked
Lets go smoke another ming
You got any ming left?
by Critter December 08, 2003

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Originates from the word mong, for some one who fails at life to such an extent that they are not even worthy of being called mong and/or are such failures at life that they cannot even spell mong. Another definition is one who has no/little mental capacity and struggles to construct a three syllable word.
Emma: "I am a ming"

"*mong"

James: "hahah, that is the definition of irony."

Emma: "What is ironic? I am so gullible and confused?"

James : "It is ironic, that you were unable to type mong. Does your brian hurt sometimes?"

In this example Emma is a ming.
by swartkat April 26, 2012

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(noun) An neologistic acronymisation of 'Mega Intense Nerd Geek'

MINGs know EVERYTHING.
MINGS can NEVER LIE.

They are students at High School who are (in the words of a certain MING I know) as clever and cunning as a fox which has eaten a brain pie.

Secretly, underneath it all, they're quite nice people.

NB: The MING can evolve, much in the same way as pokemon (we did say Nerd Geek, didn't we?) into a MINGER when they are Eating Rice. Once MINGER, they will immediately lose all their brains and become an average person, albeit with awful fashion taste and a funny smell hanging around them...
A: Wow, that guy knows everything!

B: Of course he does- that's the class MING.
by Mr BlueSockEater February 27, 2010

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the status of a joint or blunt, when rolled out of roaches from previous smoke sessions.
hey man, lets get all of those roaches and roll a ming blunt. and then we'll keep rolling ming blunts over time, and eventually roll a SUPER ming blunt out of ming blunt roaches. yea.
by Palpebral July 30, 2009

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An adjective used to describe somthing unpleasant or discusting.
Mary: But it's a bit...
Jen: Ming?
Mary: Yeah...but it's hilarious.
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Ming is a slang term for marijuana, or for smoking marijuana.
"yo, where you get ming from?"

"guys, it's time to ming."
by the minger September 21, 2008

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