Liberal Democrat "Menzies" (pronounced "Mingios") Campbell
Hello Ming
by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003
Verb. Ming (See also minger)
She mings mercilessly!
by Steven Norgate January 31, 2003
(noun) An neologistic acronymisation of 'Mega Intense Nerd Geek'

MINGs know EVERYTHING.
MINGS can NEVER LIE.

They are students at High School who are (in the words of a certain MING I know) as clever and cunning as a fox which has eaten a brain pie.

Secretly, underneath it all, they're quite nice people.

NB: The MING can evolve, much in the same way as pokemon (we did say Nerd Geek, didn't we?) into a MINGER when they are Eating Rice. Once MINGER, they will immediately lose all their brains and become an average person, albeit with awful fashion taste and a funny smell hanging around them...
A: Wow, that guy knows everything!

B: Of course he does- that's the class MING.
by Mr BlueSockEater February 27, 2010
the status of a joint or blunt, when rolled out of roaches from previous smoke sessions.
hey man, lets get all of those roaches and roll a ming blunt. and then we'll keep rolling ming blunts over time, and eventually roll a SUPER ming blunt out of ming blunt roaches. yea.
by Palpebral July 30, 2009
Ming is a slang term for marijuana, or for smoking marijuana.
"yo, where you get ming from?"

"guys, it's time to ming."
by the minger September 21, 2008
the sound or act of a male moving his body forward and back, so that the penis and scrotum come in contact with the gooch and the happy path repeatedly.
Dan and Joe had a contest to see who could ming the loudest.
by Zachary Johnson July 10, 2008
A degradation of the human mind into the bottomless pit of stupidity and utter foolishness, sometimes forming into art, sometimes pure, insane stupidity; nonsensical ramblings of the unconscious mind, or purposeful foolish utterings comprised of mostly of "words" not associated with any language, sometimes mixed in with words that don't really form intelligible sentences
"Hey guys, wanna ming?" "Sure dude, let do it." "Bapid veeport litter grunch punch munchy stunch funk. stamradding laffort griddle... deedort babaddle smenunk brish. My carndle landish sports pack dunk in dunk. Landing mine pish, posh other lateral triangular dictation. Speedish ransom chote swerm. Larzhe mandy smum. Sviddle peeport preeeeeeee-port skander mandle pittly winko janktum. Uttel buttler sit down crack sound laugh pounds rounds jick wack bebuttle."

"That was a fun session of ming. Let's do it again sometime, spint-hoodle crintston."
by Jonathan D October 05, 2007

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