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22.
the status of a joint or blunt, when rolled out of roaches from previous smoke sessions.
hey man, lets get all of those roaches and roll a ming blunt. and then we'll keep rolling ming blunts over time, and eventually roll a SUPER ming blunt out of ming blunt roaches. yea.
by Palpebral July 30, 2009
 
23.
An adjective used to describe somthing unpleasant or discusting.
Mary: But it's a bit...
Jen: Ming?
Mary: Yeah...but it's hilarious.
by HmmfCreator June 04, 2009
 
24.
Ming is a slang term for marijuana, or for smoking marijuana.
"yo, where you get ming from?"

"guys, it's time to ming."
by the minger September 21, 2008
 
25.
the sound or act of a male moving his body forward and back, so that the penis and scrotum come in contact with the gooch and the happy path repeatedly.
Dan and Joe had a contest to see who could ming the loudest.
by Zachary Johnson July 10, 2008
 
26.
ming generally describes someone who is a loser and into books and all things acedemic( goes to after school science and maths lessons ect just for fun) more than likely wears glasses, has greasy hair and spots and tucks in t-shirts ect
"OMG you bad ming stop reading the dictionary"
by B Hughes February 21, 2008
 
27.
A degradation of the human mind into the bottomless pit of stupidity and utter foolishness, sometimes forming into art, sometimes pure, insane stupidity; nonsensical ramblings of the unconscious mind, or purposeful foolish utterings comprised of mostly of "words" not associated with any language, sometimes mixed in with words that don't really form intelligible sentences
"Hey guys, wanna ming?" "Sure dude, let do it." "Bapid veeport litter grunch punch munchy stunch funk. stamradding laffort griddle... deedort babaddle smenunk brish. My carndle landish sports pack dunk in dunk. Landing mine pish, posh other lateral triangular dictation. Speedish ransom chote swerm. Larzhe mandy smum. Sviddle peeport preeeeeeee-port skander mandle pittly winko janktum. Uttel buttler sit down crack sound laugh pounds rounds jick wack bebuttle."

"That was a fun session of ming. Let's do it again sometime, spint-hoodle crintston."
by Jonathan D October 05, 2007
 
28.
Another word for shit, predominately used as a verb
Hector: "WHOA, I have to ming really bad"
Lionel: "So your saying you have to lay a dynasty?"
by Limblessless August 24, 2006