midgy 

A midgy is somebody who is not quite the size of a midget but far from the size of a normal human being. Also known as a dwarf or giant midget.

My co-worker is a midgy because she is 5'2"

midgy by Mizkizaa October 20, 2010

Midgy-Bidgy 

In short, litterally, midget tits

Bridget the midget has some midgy-bidgy

Midgy-Bidgy by Merkaba aka Malaclypse jr January 8, 2009

midgy dick 

midgy dick- a man with a very very small penis

Ha Ha Ha midgy dick what the fuck am i meant to do with that..

soz babe it got stuck in the space in ma teeth...

midgy dick by angie and lynne February 6, 2007

Midget Spinner 

The sexual act of lying down on your back with an erection, and having a little person sit on your dick (vaginally or anally). They then lift their legs up, you grab them by the sides, and spin them around super quickly like a Beyblade.

Example

Person 1: Man, I'm feeling so relaxed. Got a three foot tall hooker last night and gave her a Midget Spinner.

Person 2: Oh yeah, I've heard those are super therapeutic!

Midget Spinner by Stuneree January 28, 2023

Midget Forehead 

A forehead so big that it would stay the same size if you became a midget

"My girlfriend isn't tall, her height is in her midget forehead."

Midget Forehead by Lightningr1der January 16, 2020

midget hitter 

A severe headache caused by drinking an excess of alcohol, as if individual was hit over the head by an angry midget.

Joe tried to get out of bed to go to work, but the Midget Hitter he obtained from the rowdy night was just too debilitating.

midget hitter by Sacramento Solon December 16, 2016

Midgardian 

A Midgardian is a Earth dweller also know as humans. This is because in Norse mythology there are 9 Realms, and Earth is named Midgard so people that live there are called Midgardians.

"In all of Midgard I have never seen a Midgardian as beautiful as you."

Midgardian by PrinceLoki March 29, 2016