meredith mickleson 

A hoe slut cheated on Ethan and is fucking ugly and he lips look like they got stung by bee

Meredith Micklesons a hoe slut

meredith mickleson by Jdhdbdjaksksk April 17, 2017

Mickelson 

Noun. Male breasts on a heay set male. Usually as a result of being overweight. Origin: based on professional golfer Phil Mickelson's ample bosom.

Check out that dude's rack. He's got a total Mickelson!

Mickelson by gtbarry July 7, 2006

Mikelson 

The best of the best , don't mess with a Mikelson , they wont stop till they win. strong , beast , full of love , a strong personality , a family man or women . they can be the leaders of the world but watch out never mess with a Mikelson or you will live to regret it don't ever mess with there family either or friends.

for example: Awe that mikelson dude i was telling you about he is such a sweet heart but a tough guy on the outside.
for example : that mikelson girl over there she is the toughest girl I have ever meet

Mikelson by guess what chicken butt January 4, 2017

Mickelson 

Noun. To choke. To lose when you could have won. To not deliver when the pressure is on. Based on golfer Phil Mickelson's innate ability to choke when the pressure is on.

Did you see Shaq pull a Mickelson and totally miss those free throws at the end of the game?

Mickelson by gtbarry June 20, 2006

Mickelton 

1.) The hiccup equivalent of "bless you" for a sneeze.

2.) A courteous thing to say whenever someone hiccups, and you are considered foolish if you do not have the manners to say it.

Marcus: 'hiccup'

Phil: Mickelton, my good sir.

Marcus: Thank you very much. I can tell you have a big penis because of your manners.

Phil: Indeed I do. Indeed I do.

Mickelton by Wap Daddy August 26, 2012

mickelsons 

Another term to describe manboobs, relating to the chest of portly PGA golfer Phil Mickelson.

That guy at the beach today had some serious mickelsons.

mickelsons by bradinarizona April 26, 2006

Beam Mickelson 

A ridiculously stout alcoholic mixed drink made with 10 oz. of Jim Beam Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey, 2 oz. of Coca-Cola® Classic, and lots of ice. Most commonly consumed by alcoholics while watching Phil Mickelson win the Masters.

- Dude, did you see the Masters?
- Sort of. I drank four Beam Mickelsons and passed out after Tiger double-bogied 13. What happened?
- Dude...

Beam Mickelson by Red D April 2, 2008