gtbarry's definitions

Colombian minute

(noun) A Colombian minute is equal to about six minutes in real time to anyone not from Colombia.

My Colombian friend Dan is always running late. When he says he will be there "in ten minutes" you have about an hour to kill since he means Colombian minutes.

by gtbarry October 23, 2008

totals

(adverb)

means complete, whole or entirely. Short form of the word "totally. Handy when messaging or texting to save keystrokes.

Dude: "Dude, check out the body on that chick!"

Other Dude: "Totals hot!"

by gtbarry November 2, 2008

Boyfriend without benefits

Being treated as if you were a boyfriend in all the emotional ways, but not in the physical ways

Dan is now boyfriend without benefits with Michelle since she decided they should stop dating and be "just friends."

by gtbarry November 19, 2007

kommitment

(noun)

How a real man spells kommitment ("commitment" for all you female readers)

Michelle wanted to take her relationship with Dan to the next level, but Dan is totals scared of kommitment and refused.

by gtbarry January 7, 2009

totals

(adverb)

means complete, whole or entirely. Short form of the word "totally. Handy when messaging or texting to save keystrokes.

Dude: "Dude, check out the body on that chick!"

Other Dude: "Totals hot!"

by gtbarry October 3, 2008

Energy Vamp

noun

An energy vampire (or more commonly known as an "energy vamp") is a person that feeds off the life force or energy (or ch'i) of other living creatures - mostly other people. Can also be known as pranic vampire, empathic vampire, energy predator, psy-vamp, energy parasite, emotional vampire or one of my ex-girlfriends.

Basically, anyone who sucks the energy out of a room or removes (feeds from) the energy of others.

see also:
- Succubus or Incubus of Judeo-Christian mythology.

Dan is back to his old self now that he has broken it off with that energy vamp, Michelle, he dating that sucked his life force from him and drained the fun out of every room she entered.

by gtbarry March 23, 2009

facebreakup

The act of changing your facebook status from "in a relationship with" to "single" and thereby notifying your known world that you are now officially single - since it is only official when facebook says it is.

(Not to be confused with face-to-face break up - which I have found possibly lethal in my past)

a.k.a. facebookup

It's official now. Dan and Michelle are no longer dating since they both did the facebreakup. :-(

by gtbarry June 17, 2009