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8.
someone who eat rustler's burger for breakfast and shagged phycho girl, then went back for seconds
back for sloppy seconds? mess!
by whiiiiil May 04, 2011
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9.
Dr Spooner makes reference to meß on ITM

But Dr Spooner is self centered and full of shit.

Because meß had no definition until I typed these words!
Dr Spooner is meß
by NewjackThe2nd May 27, 2009
8 7
 
10.
Something not do do with Texas.
Don't mess with Texas yo.
by Shwaaay November 16, 2009
26 26
 
11.
Sperm, ejaculation
He messed all over her face! Ew!
by Meowmix36 March 16, 2009
10 11
 
12.
Someone who:
1. Gets ridiculously drunk
2. Gets themselves into awkward situations
3. Becomes clumsy, often spilling drinks, breaking things, being sick everywhere
6. Sleeps for the next two days to wear off the amount of drink drunk.

Often does this on a regular occassion, sometimes earning the title "mess of the month".

People sometimes come together to create a "mess chart" depending on how lazy/how much of a mess the person is
"You were such a mess last night"
"I was such a mess last night!"
"Seriously, you're number one on the mess chart"
"How much of a mess was thing last night?"
etc
by htown language May 16, 2008
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13.
Is the genitalia in a male.
"I wish that girl would come over and suck my mess"

"look at it, its just a pile of mess down there"
by Iker99 September 13, 2011
14 17
 
14.
australian slang for slut.
damn that girl is a mess.
by lolzillazz February 22, 2010
3 6