Something not do do with Texas.
Don't mess with Texas yo.
by Shwaaay November 16, 2009
Inebriated state under the influence of alocohol. usually resulting in rediculous behaviour, bad language, dancing, and a refusual to go to bed.
Spec is a mess!
by monkey_16 June 19, 2009
Is the genitalia in a male.
"I wish that girl would come over and suck my mess"

"look at it, its just a pile of mess down there"
by Iker99 September 13, 2011
obscure abbreviation of MSN Messenger
A: "I'll speak to you about it on mess"
B: "On what?"
A: "MSN Messenger, idiot"
by jolt January 03, 2005
as in jizm, spunk, man-juice, custard, yogurt, any other I could invent given the time...
i've lost me mess all over me best chuff mag
by zac pro July 06, 2004
1. a confused, dirty, or offensive state
2. to make dirty or untidy
1. You made a real mess of my toilet with your diarhea!
2. If you mess up my hair again, I'm going to kill you.
by King Shit January 16, 2003
someone who..
1. is intoxicated by drugs or alcohol.
2. doesn't try with their appearance.
3. is really unorganized.
4. is naive.
5. sleeps all day
6. doesnt do their work.
dude, steph's a mess..
i know, she sucks at life.
by jildoe. April 17, 2009

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