Inebriated state under the influence of alocohol. usually resulting in rediculous behaviour, bad language, dancing, and a refusual to go to bed.
Spec is a mess!
by monkey_16 June 19, 2009
to induce a state of mind where one has no freaking control with the help of alcohol or drugs
man you were a huge mess last night
by bren August 18, 2003
Is the genitalia in a male.
"I wish that girl would come over and suck my mess"

"look at it, its just a pile of mess down there"
by Iker99 September 13, 2011
as in jizm, spunk, man-juice, custard, yogurt, any other I could invent given the time...
i've lost me mess all over me best chuff mag
by zac pro July 06, 2004
1. a confused, dirty, or offensive state
2. to make dirty or untidy
1. You made a real mess of my toilet with your diarhea!
2. If you mess up my hair again, I'm going to kill you.
by King Shit January 16, 2003
A word that is used in the place of shit. In any context.
1. Aww, man, my butt hurts because I just took a mess!
2. Now ain't this some mess!
by Ta-ni-ni July 24, 2006
obscure abbreviation of MSN Messenger
A: "I'll speak to you about it on mess"
B: "On what?"
A: "MSN Messenger, idiot"
by jolt January 03, 2005

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