pat's definitions

spchel

Fat assed midget

Overweight midget in jackass

by Pat July 20, 2003

heaven

Some how people have seemed to confuse heaven with an old 20's movie. Has nothing to do with harps or our ideal place. It is a place to spend eternity with our Creator. It is completely perfect and there will be no pain or suffering, but only a perfect existence.
No, I'm not mormon.

Just for reference, hell sucks. In fact, it is a place of complete isolation with fire and crap. Somehow, people seem to think that they will have mass orgies and parties. Who got owned now?

by Pat April 2, 2004

reacharound

a homesexual activity in which the person doing them gives them a handjob

Gay peole love getting a reacharound

by Pat October 13, 2003

Rude Boys

Kids (boys or girls) who follow the 2-tone subculture of Ska which emerged in the 1970s to promote equality and exceptance

see also Ska

Look at thoes Rude Boys in the skank pit

by Pat June 8, 2004

nienstedt

a girl who hooks up with 4 different people in one night and reaches a different base with each person(kinda like hitting a cycle in baseball)

All she needs is a single in order to complete the nienstedt

by Pat October 4, 2004

Wombat

This is a sexual move. You get a chick, and say "I'm gonna give you a wombat." You get fully naked, get a boner, stand on your head, AND DICK THEIR EAR. (Stick your dick in their ear.
Could also be used joking around like poking someone in the ear with astick would also be a wombat.

I wombatted that crazy shick last night.
DAMN RYAN YOU WOMBATTED ME GOOD WITH THAT PENCIL.

by pat February 5, 2004

fluckmucker

Socialy unexcepted person who belives they are going to be shot so they keep a gun tucked safely away in their asshole.

kIDS AT COLEMBINE AFTER THE SHOOTING

by Pat July 20, 2003