pat's definitions

Bottlenose

A person or thing that is a real pain. They're annoying, or in the case of a object they don't work. Can also be used in place of verb.

can be altered for certain occasions, Bottlenosing. Or shortened, Bottle, Bottling.

"Man, steve is really being a bottlenose today!"

"This computer is a friggen bottlenose, it never works!"

"Remember that time Lauren went bottlenosing into the curb?"

by Pat November 3, 2004

diaspora

1. A dispersion of people from their homeland.
2. A local metal band from Atlanta Georgia.

1. The Armenians in America are a diaspora.
2. There was a huge mosh pit when I saw Diaspora in concert in Atlanta.

by Pat November 7, 2004

Fuzzy

A truly great and wonderful animal. In most cases, it is a large, four-legged mammal of the equus family

what a cute fuzzy!

(also: What a cute horsie!)

by Pat February 26, 2004

slick shoes

Data invents these in the movie "The Goonies" (He uses them on the log bridge right before the skull piano room), They are shoes with a compartment in the heel that stores oil and when the oil is released they create a slippery surface behind the person with the shoes. Also the name of a very cool punk band and my Counter-Strike SN.

Data used his slick shoes to slip up the Fratelli's.

by Pat May 11, 2004

chuckle fuck

a phrase used to describe someone who is being a complete asshole. The person won't stop being idiotic and deserves a good smack in the face.

"Dude, shut up, you're being such a chuckle fuck"

by Pat May 7, 2003

poser punk

Someone who says to be your self, yet thinks people are worse human beings for enjoying Blink 182.

See Insecure or Little Bitch

No one knows my favorite band! You like Blink 182? OMGWTFBBQ LOZL GO TO HELLz!1oneone

by Pat June 28, 2004

Fiscally conservative

When one tells forgets his/her wallet and tells you that they will buy you dinner to pay you back on condition that it's the exact same amount or less than you originally paid.

(original origin.... Timmins, now the nations Capital

Hey are you going to buy me dinner. Sure as long as it's worth the same as a coffee and bagel.

by Pat September 9, 2004