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A word used by idiots in an attempt to spell murk.

Mispellers often begin to flame you if you correct them on the spelling.
That guy got murked on for saying merked.
by schalkefan02 June 25, 2009
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To chill, hang, wonder while drunk and/or high.
Sean and Steve are merking in the booth.
by Johnny Fivo February 03, 2008
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to burnout of area, to leave very rapidly in a wild ruckus
James-"what's up coon cant get give ya a ride to school sorry man"
Justin-"oh shit hes got a gun, Merk out!!!
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"Bitch, you got ink all up in your mouth. That pen just merked your ass!"
by ngabtch April 09, 2009
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to call someone a fuck or to mean fuck
dude your a merk
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a word used by ignorant fools who suck at video games.
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The genital area either in a female or male. More toward the anal area on a male. Merk as it relates to the dark, moist sometimes smelly areas.
"Yo let me get in on some of that merk."

"That merk was smelling nasty last night."
by Shamrock151 January 22, 2010
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