The merk is a complex revenge move requiring near instant reaction time and perfect balance, To do the merk you need a chair (preferably the old grumy office chair), a buddy, and prayers. Step one: Balance on the chair using on foot. Step 2: start screaming. Step 3: start nutting across the room while the buddy spins the chair. Step 4: stick sticky notes all over the walls using your semen as glue.
by Big Gooj May 12, 2023
by Niggaturtle69 August 9, 2019
by Ducez February 13, 2012
v.
1. to kill someone
2. to beat someone in a game
3. to insult someone
4. to injure someone
adj. (merked)
1. looking unkempt
2. looking real stoned/drunk
1. to kill someone
2. to beat someone in a game
3. to insult someone
4. to injure someone
adj. (merked)
1. looking unkempt
2. looking real stoned/drunk
by Justin Plummer January 16, 2004
1. Total and undeniable beatdown of a person by means of trashtalk.
Synonyms: owned, faced, pwned, ruled
Synonyms: owned, faced, pwned, ruled
by Tony Te Fan Club October 6, 2005
by Mel O. March 17, 2005