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verb To be fooled or tricked.
Rio: "Wazza you 'ave been merked! Innit!"
by brownie18 June 28, 2006
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1. An edable dairy product made from cows and goats.

2. A substance that forms and grows on your penis when it has not been washed.
2. Ben: "You smell like knob cheese".
Ali: "No don't be silly. That is an edable dairy product made from cows and goats".
by brownie18 June 28, 2006
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