4 definitions by Dildo Phil

canarly

adj. a moment with your girlfriend that you are embarassed to share with your friends because they might think either you or she is crazy

This is really canarly, but last night she did this thing with a flashlight...

by Dildo Phil October 6, 2007

freet

cold feet before asking a girl on a date, to prom, etc.

Oh man have you got freet! You've got to get over it!

by Dildo Phil October 6, 2007

merks

Noun, plural. Women who taste bad when you go down on them.

Roots in the word "merkin," a Shakespearien word referring to a women's pubic wig designed to cover up venereal diseases.

As in: "Do you take my beard for a merkin?"

oh my god, were you guys just talking about merks? the worst was when the other day...

by Dildo Phil November 5, 2007

merks

woman who taste bad when you go down on them. Origins in the word "merkin" coming from Shakespeare's day. (A merkin was a pubic wig used by some women to cover up venerial diseases.)

oh my god were you guys just talking about merks? The worst was the other day when...

by Dildo Phil October 6, 2007