Woman: 'Boss, i won't be in tomorrow, i'm afraid i've got anal blindness.'
Boss: 'Well, what's anal blindness'
Woman: 'I can't see my ass getting out of bed tomorrow.'
Anal blindness means you can't see your ass getting out of bed.
A horrible disease that makes you eventually starve to death.
fridge blindness is something which many men have, usually we can live through it with the help of a female who has not got Fridge blindness disease.
it starts of with not being able to find the butter in the fridge and having to ask where it is. it is eventually found by a female right in front of your eyes.
Then it moves onto more obvious object such as the eggs, milk and after a few weeks of having FBD you will no longer be able to see the orange juice.
Unfortunately some people have been seriously hurt mentaly by this disease.
WARNING!!!! all men and a small percent of female will have this disease in there life, you can't catch it of other infected people but it is more dangerous in a badly lit room.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Man with Fridge Blindness: wheres the butter?
woman: there idiot, it's right in front of you
Man: NOOOOO I HAVE FBD
*10 days later the man dies of not having enough milk*
|3.||Post Ejaculatory Blindness|
Temporary blindness experienced shortly after ejaculation
She offered to blow me while I was driving her home, but I was worried about post ejaculatory blindness
When your long hair blows in your face, causing you momentary blindness
See also: "second-hand hair blindness"
When your long hair blows in your friend's face, causing them momentary blindness.
And: "hair gagging"
When your long hair blows in to your mouth, causing gagging.
On a windy day...
Guy: "what's the problem?"
Gal: "Pfffft ! I'm suffering from hair blindness!"
1. Being so fat that your own body fat has the ability of overlapping your eyes causing temporary blindness. Aslo, 2. Being blind to actions that are stereotypically the actions of an obese person.
Ordering a triple burger combo with cheese, super sized, but you want to make sure that the coke is half diet because you're watching your figure. Your Fat Blindness has caused you to overlook the fact that you're stuffing your face like a fat fool.
When blindness comes in handy for such projects as reading and writing assignments.
George had practical blindness for summer reading.
The temporary blindness or other visual problems that occur from trying to read hardly discernible product disclaimers on TV ads.
I can't see the program for this lingering disclaimer blindness!