meat pipe

Slang. The genitalia of a male. Penis.

Nothing says 'I love you' like a six inch meat pipe.

meat pipe by Joe December 1, 2003

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meat pipe

A testicular deformity associated with the symptoms of a large, abnormally unhealthy cock that is raging with a combination of genital herpes, crabs, and syphilus (Treatment is optional and consists of a cheap prostitute eating your swollen and cancerous DICK. There is only a 47% chance of recovery, with the great risk of a slow painful death).

Bronson's gargantuan meatpipe, deceased and a threat to human safety, is surpassed in severity only by his rectally hemmoraged bonch and extremely potent anal yeast infection.

meat pipe by The Beast Master July 1, 2003

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smoke the meat pipe

Slang term meaning to "suck dick".

Richard Simmons really likes to smoke the meat pipe.

smoke the meat pipe by Dank Rider July 19, 2004

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vein laden meat pipe

A large completley erect penis with veins protruding from the sides of the swollen penial shaft.

She licked and gently stroked his cock for so long, it had become completely engourged, a "Vein Laden Meat Pipe" ready to penetrate into her soft, wet, gasping pussy.

vein laden meat pipe by chauncey August 5, 2003