meat pipe 

Slang. The genitalia of a male. Penis.

Nothing says 'I love you' like a six inch meat pipe.

meat pipe by Joe December 1, 2003

meat pipe 

A testicular deformity associated with the symptoms of a large, abnormally unhealthy cock that is raging with a combination of genital herpes, crabs, and syphilus (Treatment is optional and consists of a cheap prostitute eating your swollen and cancerous DICK. There is only a 47% chance of recovery, with the great risk of a slow painful death).

Bronson's gargantuan meatpipe, deceased and a threat to human safety, is surpassed in severity only by his rectally hemmoraged bonch and extremely potent anal yeast infection.

meat pipe by The Beast Master July 1, 2003

smoke the meat pipe 

Slang term meaning to "suck dick".

Richard Simmons really likes to smoke the meat pipe.

smoke the meat pipe by Dank Rider July 19, 2004

vein laden meat pipe 

A large completley erect penis with veins protruding from the sides of the swollen penial shaft.

She licked and gently stroked his cock for so long, it had become completely engourged, a "Vein Laden Meat Pipe" ready to penetrate into her soft, wet, gasping pussy.

vein laden meat pipe by chauncey August 5, 2003

Spicy Meat Pipe

The act of smothering your dick with sriracha sauce and getting it sucked.

My girlfriend gave me a spicy meat pipe last night and it felt wonderful.

Spicy Meat Pipe by Boner Farts December 8, 2014

Meatpipe 

Meatpipe is a slang term used to describe a man's penis.

"Jenny was so mad. Taylor slapped her in the face with his meatpipe and ran away."

Meatpipe by ATN NC July 5, 2016