can of beer, specifically used in reference to a cheap, watery beer such as Bud/Coors light.
Typically used in conjuction with the subject-descriptor "hoser"
Get off your lazy ass and toss me a Bronson, you hoser! The game is about to start!
The name Bronson (pronounced BRAHN-sun), is of Middle English origin meaning “son of the dark one”. The name is primarily utilized in English speaking countries. Bronson is an uncommon first name for men but a very common last name for both men and women.
Usually faithful and generous with a great capacity for affection. Bronson is gentle, even tempered, good natured, modest and slow to anger, disliking quarreling and avoiding ill-feeling. If provoked however, can explode into violent outbursts of ferocious anger in which can seem to lose all self-control.
"Beware the fury of a patient man."
"Don't pick on that one. He's apt to go Bronson on you."
oo look at that Bronson....I want him inside me!
The art of finding a reason to leave work early
That guy is pulling another Bronson by trying to make THE GREAT ESCAPE and get out of work early again, he must have DEATH WISH because when the boss catches on....
1. Insult, generally an idiot
2. A person of shitty intelligence and/or judgment.
3. One whose head has been fucked with repeatedly by a person, place, thing, or idea.
John is a stupid, hotdogging bronson.
When Bronson tried to emulate his friend, he found it would not work.
Look at that loser over there. What a bronson.
Other half; someone who you cannot be without.
I miss you so much, you are the Bronson to my Johnson.
A faux-hawk worn by a man with exceptional stamina and masculinity. Most faux-hawk look exceedingly gay
, but this one seems fashionable, simply by the sheer manpower of the wearer. First seen worn by Charles Bronson in the beginning of Death Wish.
Man, did you see that player with a Bronson? That guy could probably impregnate
a girl by just looking at her, he was so manly.