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MCJ by robert jordan March 6, 2008
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MCJ
MCJ by robert jordan March 6, 2008
Prodigy Mcj
likes to brag about his lack of fortnite wins and lies to his "fans" telling them that his mixtape dropping next week but 2 months prior to that statement he says mixtape dropping soon promise you and im sitting here 2 to 3 weeks later wondering where tf his "mixtape" at he likes to say "schleep" which is pretty fucking gay and big gays at fucking overwatch
Prodigy Mcj by Prodigyisgay February 6, 2018
mcjah
mcjah is an amazing twitch streamer. he’s really funny and loves his viewers. mcjah loves frogs and is supportive of the lgbtqia+ community (openly) he is an amazing person and and he’s lots of peoples “comfort streamer”. he tries his best to interact with his chat and read all the messages. not to mention he’s extremely grateful for EVERYTHING he gets <33 you should 100% sub with twitch prime (twitch.tv/mcjah) all of his supporters love him very much and he means so much to all of them :] he is very very pog. (we love you jah <33)
person 1: i have twitch prime
person 2: nice. use it on mcjah he’s very swag
(TWITCH PRIME IS LITERALLY A FREE SUB TO WHOEVER U WANT ALL U HAVE TO HAVE IS AMAZON PRIME U CAN USE UR MOMS OR DADS OR ANYONES ON TWITCH AND SUB FOR FREE!! USE IT ON MCJAH RIGHT FUCKING NOW.)
person 2: nice. use it on mcjah he’s very swag
(TWITCH PRIME IS LITERALLY A FREE SUB TO WHOEVER U WANT ALL U HAVE TO HAVE IS AMAZON PRIME U CAN USE UR MOMS OR DADS OR ANYONES ON TWITCH AND SUB FOR FREE!! USE IT ON MCJAH RIGHT FUCKING NOW.)
mcjah by sub w/ twitch prime March 12, 2021
McJob
Any menial, low-paying, unskilled, dead-end job, including (but not limited to) those in the fast food industry, which requires zero creative or intellectual involvement, and whose sole motivation is a paycheck (i.e., no one works a McJob because they like it or care about the work). The employee may also be required to wear a silly and degrading uniform. Examples outside of the food service industry include Wal-Mart greeter and movie ticket clerk.
McJobs are usually filled by teenagers, bored retired people looking for something to do, retards, and struggling single parents in need of a second income.
Turnover is high, but because practically anyone has the skills necessary to perform a McJob, the company can just hire more interchangeable McEmployees off the streets.
The term's allusion to mass-produced fast food implies both the mechanical, unfulfilling nature of the work, and the disposable, interchangeable manner in which the company treats its employees.
McJobs are usually filled by teenagers, bored retired people looking for something to do, retards, and struggling single parents in need of a second income.
Turnover is high, but because practically anyone has the skills necessary to perform a McJob, the company can just hire more interchangeable McEmployees off the streets.
The term's allusion to mass-produced fast food implies both the mechanical, unfulfilling nature of the work, and the disposable, interchangeable manner in which the company treats its employees.
Steezer McJenkin
a cigarette, a dirt, a steeze, a smoke, a cig, cancer stick, ciggies, fags, rollie, squares, butt, a coffin nail, boggie.
"hey lets go outside and have a Steezer McJenkin"
"okay where is the pack and lighter?"
"in your pocket you pussy-willow"
"okay where is the pack and lighter?"
"in your pocket you pussy-willow"
Steezer McJenkin by holymoleydood April 27, 2009
mcjobless
The position that one is in after losing or not even being able to obtain a mcjob. The most miserable position that one can ever be in.
mcjobless by Enrico Fermi December 26, 2003
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