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Mascotting
v. Mascot ing: 1. the act of performing portraying or being a mascot. 2. The Carrier or occupation of playing frequent or multiple mascots
I was mascotting today when a fly ball hit me in the head and knocked me off the dugout.
How does one go about pursuing a career in mascotting? (appeared on a Red Robin table top promotion in the summer of 2007)
How does one go about pursuing a career in mascotting? (appeared on a Red Robin table top promotion in the summer of 2007)
Mascotting by Adam Bonner May 1, 2008
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Mascottacking
Douchebag #1: "Jake sacked the guy in the Bear suit at the rugby game last week!"
Douchebag #2: "Oh man, I want to do some Mascottacking too!"
Douchebag #2: "Oh man, I want to do some Mascottacking too!"
Mascottacking by Jake Powell May 5, 2008
chinese mascott
chinese mascott by Anonymous June 20, 2003
matscotism
A rare and unfortunate disease with many unfortunate symptoms, the main ones being;
-Cumpulsive drawing of psuedo-pokemon
-Compulsive writing of novels concerning psuedo-pokemon
-Loss of all social skills
-Development of an unfortunate accent (Usualy some for of demented Australian)
-Becoming completley abbhorent to members of the female gender
-Rabbit impressions (Apparently)
-Cumpulsive drawing of psuedo-pokemon
-Compulsive writing of novels concerning psuedo-pokemon
-Loss of all social skills
-Development of an unfortunate accent (Usualy some for of demented Australian)
-Becoming completley abbhorent to members of the female gender
-Rabbit impressions (Apparently)
"I suffer from matscotism: They're nawt pokemon, they're beasts!"
"I suffer from matscotism: It's nawt a book abawt pokemon, it's a book abawt beasts!"
"I suffer from matscotism: Yew English think yer the bist et everything!"
"I suffer from matscotism: It's nawt a book abawt pokemon, it's a book abawt beasts!"
"I suffer from matscotism: Yew English think yer the bist et everything!"
matscotism by Slippery Jim D'Griz June 30, 2008
Mascotting
Verb: to be a mascot
The practice of using political, financial, or informational privilege to promote a particular person as a thought leader or influencer in a particular field or around a popular narrative.
This is done in a way that makes the support seem organic, and eventually promotes organic support and momentum, which masks the initial catalyst.
Or...astroturfing a person’s story
The practice of using political, financial, or informational privilege to promote a particular person as a thought leader or influencer in a particular field or around a popular narrative.
This is done in a way that makes the support seem organic, and eventually promotes organic support and momentum, which masks the initial catalyst.
Or...astroturfing a person’s story
Yo why do the press keep going on about Harry and Meghan? No one cares...
Some kind of mascotting campaign no doubt...
Or
Looks like whoever Epstein was mascotting for didn’t want to risk him saying anything
#EpsteinDidntKillHimself
Or...
Epstein was clearly a mascot for someone or something bigger.
Some kind of mascotting campaign no doubt...
Or
Looks like whoever Epstein was mascotting for didn’t want to risk him saying anything
#EpsteinDidntKillHimself
Or...
Epstein was clearly a mascot for someone or something bigger.
Mascotting by KandorOfficial November 13, 2021
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"