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marjizzle 

Marjizzle is a snazzy poodle that will savagely snap of your schlong if you let her. The key to preventing this is adding a little jizzle to your schlong. (Important note: she is very close childhood friends with Mia Khalifa)
Marjizzle please unhinge your jaw from my schlong.
marjizzle by SnaffleDaka September 19, 2018

Mattizzle 

Profound knowledge of foodage, has a encyclopaedic mind when it comes to herbs (pronounced 'erbs') also known as Coriander Leaf, pros include cooking skills and satiric wit. Cons are a spontaneous skill of slagging of fellow quadpodees.
Mattizzle how do you cook jalapenos? And should one melt cheese with this?
Mattizzle by Mattizzle 1 March 28, 2009
A term meaning it is Marlboro time
"I just won 15 games of Halo in a row! MARBIZZLE TIZZLE!"
Marbizzle by Jake May 28, 2005

skizzle matizzle

1. Crazy mother fucker from the midwest...

2. The beat man...

3. He does whatever the fuck he wants...

4. Cozamoe Runs the Show...

5. Me...
" Skizzle you's a GODDAMN genious, just a GODDAMN genious. Peace." -Cozamoestra-

Skizzle Matizzle on the one's and tizzle's.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026