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minotaurus 

A vicious lego board game similar to sorry! that centers around a blood thirsty minotaur whose only desire is to devour your game piece's soul and banish him or her to eternal darkness.

In short, get your pieces to the safe zone or the minotaur is gonna fuck you up big time.

Warning: Because the minotaur is such a savage protector of the safe zone, it will be several hours before someone wins.
Also, you can easily lose lifelong friendships in the course of a few turns.
Every goddamn time we play minotaurus, i get corner fucked by the minotaur.
minotaurus by 007cubsfan007 August 3, 2010

Minotauro 

Antônio Rodrigo "Minotauro" Nogueira, a Brazilian heavyweight mixed martial artist who currently fights in the UFC where he is the interim heavyweight champion. He is famous for his stamina, heart, and ability to withstand punishment. He has amazing submission skills and is without a doubt one of the greatest heavyweight fighters of all time.
Minotauro is the first fighter to ever hold both the UFC and Pride heavyweight titles.
Minotauro by JLB237 March 17, 2008

minotaur 

The Minotaur with the axe killed him.
minotaur by Aaron Meyer January 25, 2006

Minotaur 

A relatively new swinging term used in the community to refer to a single male interested in meeting other couples. Similar to "Bull" but have the seemingly mythic qualities of understanding a couple's emotional bonds while helping them fulfill their fantasies whatever these may be. Described as such due to the rarity of finding said males. By no means derogatory but quite the opposite, a rare treat.
My husband and I finally found a Minotaur to explore our cuckold fantasies with. He was amazingly respectful helping us realize what we wanted and completely brutal in the bedroom, just like we hoped.
Minotaur by Schecky17 March 19, 2020

Minotaurian Flaming Jizz 

When a minotaur wizard becomes excited in an encounter, and unleashes a load of cum with fire like properties. Nothing can survive it.
After the Spider Necromancer delivered a crushing blow to the company's Cleric, Big Trev avenged the injury by unleashing his Minotaurian Flaming Jizz.

Minotaur 

An attractive (usually chubby) woman with a disproportionately large lower half.
"That girl was nice enough, but when she stepped out from behind the counter she was a real minotaur!"
Minotaur by Suck It Wilde January 15, 2010