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Manchowder
Derogatory shorthand for the English Premiere League football/soccer club, Manchester United F.C. Also referred by the full name of "Manchowder United".
The term "manchowder" is derived from slang for the male ejaculate.
The term "manchowder" is derived from slang for the male ejaculate.
Did you see Manchowder choke to Barcelona in the Champions League final last night? 10-year-old boys must by crying all over the world.
Manchowder by swagv May 31, 2009
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malchow • Malchowing • malchoff • Machow • machowhai • malchom • malchortle • manchow • man chowder • macho wank
manchowder
1) The semenal ejaculate out of the male human penis, varying in consistancy from a)chew before swallowing to b)slimey like snot, and all stages in between. Said to have it's taste affected by the male's diet.
manchowder by jrh5356 April 22, 2005
machowhai
a cantonese swear word which means
-your mother's smelly pussy
can be used in almost every sentence, especially by "lala chais"
-your mother's smelly pussy
can be used in almost every sentence, especially by "lala chais"
manchowder
manchowder by stever April 29, 2003
malchortle
From a prose adaptation of David Mamet's Glengarry Glen Ross:
"...how are you?" Ricky asked, finally noticing George's agitation.
"Fine. You mean the board...? How am I doing on the board?"
"Okay," Ricky said with a helpless gesture. "The board."
George gave a little malchortle. "I'm fucked on the board!"
"...how are you?" Ricky asked, finally noticing George's agitation.
"Fine. You mean the board...? How am I doing on the board?"
"Okay," Ricky said with a helpless gesture. "The board."
George gave a little malchortle. "I'm fucked on the board!"
malchortle by Worgus June 26, 2008
manchowder
manchowder by g March 4, 2004
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