mahfooz
I should have never been nice to mahfooz because now it searches for me ALL the time, so I have to hide myself from it.
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Mahfool
Originally Turkish, meaning someone who is utter shit, useless and acts like a complete anus to the point that drives you just crazy and you just wanna f**k him up.
A: Where the fuck are you? (Says on the phone)
B: I am at the gas station, why?!
A: Get the fuck back here mahfool. I fucking need you to get your stuff and F**k off. Jesus Christ you are such a pain in my ass...
B: OK
B: I am at the gas station, why?!
A: Get the fuck back here mahfool. I fucking need you to get your stuff and F**k off. Jesus Christ you are such a pain in my ass...
B: OK
Mahfool by Kratos4eva May 9, 2012
Mahfool
An adjective generated by a real estate agent in Tabriz, Iran while got taped by his worker during a screaming match between him and an unknown contractor who didn't finish the job as promised. (see the video : youtube.com/watch?v=YlmuyIo0KME) means 'acting like a troll' or 'being a jackass'.
As seen in the video 'Mahfool' is pronounced improperly as he intended to say Maf' Oul which in Arabic as an adjective and used for a person means 'Someone who just got fucked'. So accordingly, Mahfool gets another meaning as 'someone who is fucked up'.
As seen in the video 'Mahfool' is pronounced improperly as he intended to say Maf' Oul which in Arabic as an adjective and used for a person means 'Someone who just got fucked'. So accordingly, Mahfool gets another meaning as 'someone who is fucked up'.
mafooza
mahfoogal
1. to be slick, sly, and intelligent about forming plans to get through life situations.
2. to figure something out in the face of impossible odds and have it work despite chaotic circumstances.
3. to pull the wool over the eyes of life, and get away with it.
2. to figure something out in the face of impossible odds and have it work despite chaotic circumstances.
3. to pull the wool over the eyes of life, and get away with it.
You have to mahfoogal a way to get your 17 year old sister into a 21 and over club.
She mahfoogaled her way up the cliff face despite loosing her rope and all her gear.
She was mahfoogaling her way in and out of hotel beds despite having no money.
Even though they were found with an once of weed, they mahfoogled a way out of going to jail.
After the vacuum salesman left, I felt I had been totally mahfoogled.
She mahfoogaled her way up the cliff face despite loosing her rope and all her gear.
She was mahfoogaling her way in and out of hotel beds despite having no money.
Even though they were found with an once of weed, they mahfoogled a way out of going to jail.
After the vacuum salesman left, I felt I had been totally mahfoogled.
mahfoogal by Michael Kelley April 28, 2005
mahfouzed
"He shouldn't have made that remark about the veil begin an example of a regressive society. He's totally going to get Mahfouzed."
mahfouzed by MasterRobM December 9, 2008
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