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1. loser cruiser
a school bus
Damn man, you're a senior and you still have to ride the loser cruiser to school...
by shawn Jan 17, 2004 add a video
2. loser cruiser
a minivan or other large vehicle
I don't want to drive that loser cruiser around!
by 5'1" Racer Aug 1, 2003 add a video
3. loser cruiser
Unattractive vehicle.
Jacob tried to pick me up in his loser cruiser last night, but I just laughed in his face.
4. Loser Cruiser
An ugly hunk of junk car with tri-colored paint job on it. Usually a rust bucket that looks like it's worth 2 dollars tops.

Something you would be embarrassed to be seen in. Usually driven by poor people or ugly people.
Check out Sarah's Loser Cruiser.

I would be embarrassed to be driving around in that thing.
5. loser cruiser
A bad bus service that's incompatible with a normal middle-class life and as a consequence ridden only by the destitute and disqualified.
The WRTA buses in Worcester run once an hour and all just go to City Hall; they are loser cruisers par excellence. The GCRTA buses in Cleveland run every ten minutes; everyone rides them including full professors and CEOs.
6. Loser cruiser
A school bus transporting high school students. While it's customary from elementary and middle school students to ride the bus to and from school, a high school student is a "loser" if they aren't driving, getting rides with friends or doing after-school activities.
Wow, look at that loser cruiser going by with just one teenager on it sitting in the front!
7. loser cruiser
The ride you're on when everything you do screws up.
Just after the lame job interview I bailed on the stairs on the way out. Someone get me off this loser cruiser!
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