108 definitions by shawn

Bended

Bending the rules.NOT breaking but bending them.

LittleSkit: you told me you would tell me and the rules say you have to tell me.

ItsGoingOn:so what i bended the rules.

by shawn June 11, 2004

Big o' tays

means big boobs. Friend was trying to say tig old bitties. But was super drunk and slurred his words to say big o'tays.

KPs got some big o' tays

by shawn March 29, 2004

stretch a cock

When a member of the male species bends over naked, and stretches his penis so as he can touch the tip of the helmet to his tongue giving himself oral pleasure.

I wish that I could stretch a cock like Nick and Patrick do.

by shawn May 27, 2004

White Sox

Lesser of the two Chicago baseball teams. They never sell out, they're a terrible team, they have terrible fans.

The Cubs hammered the Sox in the Crosstown series.

by shawn January 16, 2005

o.o;

1. L0LZ NIGGA U DUN ATE MY CHEESE SAMMICH.
2. See cmcand vote thumbs up.

Bill: o.o;;
Ted: o.o;;

by shawn July 25, 2004

soul patch

The patch of hair grown right under the lip. Any self-respecting stylish male has one.

His soul patch was so long, he saved a meal for later in it.

by shawn March 16, 2003

ooiiuu

a collection of weird textbooks

a bookcase of physics books

by shawn August 27, 2003