Top Definition
/verb/

A beat down especially when administered by the cops.
Clark probably would have gotten off with a warning, but then he decided to lip off, so he got a tune up and a trip downtown instead.
by davecole July 26, 2005
masturbation
someone may give themselves a tuneup before going on a date to relieve any sexual worries ahead of time.
#jacking it #walking the dog #choking #spanking it #self gratification
by libraryguy June 25, 2009
To give someone an attitude adjustment by beating their ass.
Do I need to give your ass a tune up the way you were talking to my mamma?
#ass #fight #south #tune up #beat up #tuneup #up tune #tune your ass #punch #attitude #attitude adjustment
by mouthofthesouth December 04, 2013
To always strive to be better. To adapt to your surroundings. to accept that change is constant and live through that mantra. always striving to bring the best out of yourself and every situation around you.
Another year in the making. Time to tune up.

#tuneup
by anonymous411987575df May 07, 2016
The monthly ritual that everyone takes part in. Im refering to the hygenic applications like, washing your hair that one extra time, brushing your teeth extra long, flossing til the cows come home, trimming your nails, plucking those unwanted hairs.. the extra long shower.. or bath.. to get super clean squeecky.. just because..
Dad - "Wheres all the hot water?"
Me - "Oh sorry, I was doing a tuneup"
or
Will - "Dude, before you go to see that chick, you should do a tuneup.."
Me - "Good call man."
#showering #hygiene #dating tips #life #flossing
by Cerwin April 15, 2008
The act of giving oral sex to a male or female.
I got a solid tune up yesterday from this girl.
#brains #head #oral sex #blowjob #bj
by clkrum March 16, 2009
Weed. To have or smoke.
Hey, lets go tune up. Do you have a tune up?, I got a tune up. An engine needs a tune up to run smooth, a pot smoker needs a tune up to run smooth.
#weed #pot #ganja #420 #marijuana #trees
by xtcy4nrg April 06, 2010
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